The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

Well my busy day wos not over as somebodies pooed in my bed when Mum wos watching the new big box thing, and I trodded in it and my toes went sqelch. So me and Mum had to do washin my bed and cleanin my feets at neerly midnite last night.
Mum said is wos my folt she overlayed this mornin .

Toffee - still .

 

[VanillaBean]

did you get the 'poofairy' come for a visit?

I like midnight wake ups, especially when you just sit in the garden pretending to need a poo but chase moths instead...

Honey

 

[SteffiS]

did you get the 'poofairy' come for a visit?

I don’t no who it was Honey, I used to get somebodies pooing in my bed lodes when I was little, now it’s just sumtimes. It’s not me cos I do all my pooing in the garden. Mum said it’s a blimmin newsance and should have stopped by now .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging went to hospickle again she came back early and woke me up but she says norty words which is fairly normal for for the fowl mouthed fury and had a cow about hearts and not breathing, it was so bad she ate cake and din't give me none. After a bit of a sit down we went out and played on the park for ages we had to avoid the dog walkers and their herds of cockerpoos. We played the river game and findies it was lovely. Ging fell asleep for a bit when we got home me so long licked her belly, that woke her up and I got my tea.i also played the spitting stones at ging game and Nicking cushions to makes her chase me game it's been a good day so far. I'm tired and need a nap and ging is a lot less sweary and stompy

 

[edzbird]

I saw my mum close her eiys whyle she sat on her sofa so I did try to get on her nee but I did make her eiys open an she new so she made me get on the flor agen. She did have to lift me. I need sneek-help to be aybl to get on withowt disterbing.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Rosie]

Ging went to hospickle again she came back early and woke me up but she says norty words which is fairly normal for for the fowl mouthed fury and had a cow about hearts and not breathing, it was so bad she ate cake and din't give me none. After a bit of a sit down we went out and played on the park for ages we had to avoid the dog walkers and their herds of cockerpoos. We played the river game and findies it was lovely. Ging fell asleep for a bit when we got home me so long licked her belly, that woke her up and I got my tea.i also played the spitting stones at ging game and Nicking cushions to makes her chase me game it's been a good day so far. I'm tired and need a nap and ging is a lot less sweary and stompy

Good job, Rory, it's part of what we are meant to do....make our hoomans less sweary and stompy.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yeah she's just a bit sweaty now and cooking her tea. She needs some snuggles

 

[snowbunny]

Meg(an) wot werked for me was givin big sad eyes wen my insides were taken out. I cried and cried and Mum felt really bad an sed iss ok willow you ken come on the sohfah fer cuddles, so I did.
So you juss haff to cry a bit n do BigBrownAyes an you will win the sohfah in the end!

Willow

 

[HAH]

I mite get a fren to stay tomoro - he’s called Kofi and is a paterdaylterror, parently his mum is goin to a weddin an her dogsita is pawly. I’ve onlee methim once but he’s very bouncy an he runs off. It’s gunna be ace!
*Kipper*

 

[VanillaBean]

you better investigate Toffee. You can't have someone else in your bed doing this.

My sista was poorly during the night and she got up a few times. Of course I had to get up too to see what was going on. Daddy has now red eyes as mummy just sleeps through this all.

This morning we went to the beach again. It is so much fun...

now I am so tired and just need to slzzzzzz

Honey

 

[edzbird]

We just had the best morning ever! Dad went off to work at 8am an me n Meg(an) Sparkle n mum went back to bed! an we just did snooze in a big heap an listened to the radio. We're not to tell dad. We're having our walk later on, parrently, so now me n Sparkle-Girl are playin bitey face an tuggy while mum drinks hot black stuff.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I bit ging on the nip it made her squeal he he he he

 

[Candy]

I mite get a fren to stay tomoro - he’s called Kofi and is a paterdaylterror, parently his mum is goin to a weddin an her dogsita is pawly. I’ve onlee methim once but he’s very bouncy an he runs off. It’s gunna be ace!
*Kipper*

Kipper I had a patatail terror to stay wiv me wen Mother went away. Her name wos Loose. She was very growly and barky.I wos not kwite shoot about her. Here is us in the kichin. GGJ.xxxxxxx

 

[HAH]

Hm, I'm not kwite sure bout patatail terrors GGJ, I fink thiswon is also barky an evin wurs than me at poolin on the leed. But will see, parently ifhe comes itll be tomora for onenite, but I won be able to goto traynin on Sun Day. Curly says we muss be Good Frens and can manij for onenite so I will copee you an bee a Good Boy Kipper.
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

We did splish splash in the black ditch this afternoon. We smell so mum says. An the car smells. We couldn't go on the beech cuz there was other dogs n peoples. I really wanted to show Meg(an) Sparkle the sea too.

- Coco

 

[snowbunny]

I had to have a wash down! In the SHOWER! This is not dignified for a Duchess even if it was only my tummy and feet.

That Shadow, he's such a tell-tale with his silly yellow coat, showing all the mud.

Willow

 

[snowbunny]

We finded mud. It was awesome.

Squidge

 

[Granca]

We had a reely exsiting day yestaday wen Carbon came. Carbon likes playing ball, just like me, so I coodn’t put down my ball to hav my treet cos he wood hav taken it. I didn’t mind, tho, not even wen mum gave Carbon my treet when I didn’t want it. I luv Carbon, even if he did take my ball.

Tuppy x

 

[Granca]

You have to learn to share, Tuppy, and not just your ball. I love Carbon too. He’s good fun.

Wispa

 

[edzbird]

We got rid of some mud in the long reeds-mum made us play "find it" with MY Chuckit ball, some more in the car and the rest allover the carpet. No hose. Sadly.

- Coco