The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Loraseal]

Rory I luv your dream! I want to live the same dream too!

 

[chrisc831]

Rory I’m jelus, I only evva have vetbed cos I chews evryfin.

 

[Candy]

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Ooh Rory! I do like your soft furnishings! GGJ.xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yep and I got new collars too but I do like the unicorns

 

[Candy]

Your hippo looks a bit like my croc sept my croc is green an croc shaped.

 

[SwampDonkey]

He's a rhino his name is Mr rhino. I'm going to eat his ears if ging drops her guard

 

[VanillaBean]

I barked during night and was let out of my crate and onto the big bed with my sista and hoomans.
Honey

 

[VanillaBean]

Yes a once off not sharing so you had to sleep at the bottom of the bed. I like my space and pillow with daddy

Vanilla

 

[kateincornwall]

Gud girl Honey xx Reuben x

 

[Natalie]

My mum smells like she's stroked a thousand different doggies today

 

[SwampDonkey]

My did toi Monty yesterday and of kitty too. Wot do you fink they've been up to Monty?

 

[Natalie]

I think she's planning to bring them all home Rory.
But my house always smells of kitty cos of that stinky Jess. She does the most smelly poos, you can even smell them upstairs when she does them downstairs.

 

[Candy]

Oh! Is that a Cat? Don't like Cats! Must must must chase dem fiercely to protect Mother and make shoor she neva eva gets won. GGJ.xxxxxxx. Pee Ess Mother sea bedtime now. xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

We went really an a hooooj walk today. I had my normal morning one then this arvo we walked all along the cliffs then we had fish and chips. I say we bit the stingy hoomans hardly gived me any

Dads litter sista talks funny. She says fush and chups

Mum sed it wouldn't rain cos it never bluddy rains an gess what? So much rain it was like a river comin' from the sky! The hoomans were drippin! It was ace

 

[SteffiS]

We went up the Maspies den yesturdaze. Mum kept sayin 'careful Toffee, you'll fall off the edje ' , but I didn’t . Dad made Ripple stay on the leed cos he did the poo eetin again. Pparently there is a waterfoll at the top but Mum made us come down cos it wos all slippy, so I never seed the waterfoll. But I had a reeellly good time and I got all muddies, then I comed home and helped Mum make a cheesecake, then I wos reeellly, reeellly tired and sleeped for ages.
I hope today is as gud .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Emily]

I had pizza. And sardines. Both dilishus but I think mum is trying to cover up the fact that she hasn't walked me today.

 

[Jen]

My face when mummy doesn’t share her breakfast with me!

 

[Emily]

Good one Stanley!

My face when it's time for a walk but mummy isn't getting ready.

 

[Leanne]

I ad my fist shower today. DAddy took me to the forist and I splashed in muddy puddles!
Then mummy said oh dear shower for you.
I quite liked it! I laid on my back and shook my leg when mummy got my winky! Mummy tutted and said I was a weirdo.
So I shuk all ova her.
Then I got a kong.
Good day.

 

[VanillaBean]

Meg(an) I thought I saw you today on the beach, and you had managed to work out how to get shipped in the post. But no it was not you....

We still had fun and I saw Ollie, not seen him for weeks. We played and swam and rolled around in the sand.
Then we got a shower when we got home and now had morning treat and time for a snooze...

Vanilla