The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[HAH]

Hooray Maxx, I wunders if I’d want to run back better if my hoomans gave me stake? I’m gunna suggestit wiv my eyes.

Yesterdays I wos at traynin an I wus a Good Boy cus I stepped sideways ova a pole an I did walk round a fing with my behind legs with my forward legs on the fing. Curly says it’s corled peewit. She jumped an clapped her flippers.

*Kipper*

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad's litter sista has come to stay! I love a new hooman to play with

I'm going to trainin too soon Kipper

We helped a little frend today who was lost an scared. He was hurt an didn't know where his hoomans were

 

[Emily]

Mummy put a lovely soft blankie on the big bed, just for me. She says it's because she wasn't feelin well and the blankie was to keep her warm but I know it really was for me. I love my new soft blankie

 

[snowbunny]

We only got a short wok this mornin becuz of the wind. Mum sez she promisses we will have anuver short wok later before our long wok to make up for it.

I'm grumpin' though cuz I'm bored and Mum haznt even made any Kongs.

Bah.

Squidge

 

[Candy]

Wen me and Mother went out today it wos all rong. The river wos up an the trees wos down. Rong way round. Mother did cliyming over a tree that wos down. I just did me best big jump. Not shoor if I will get a kong tonite. I get a kong wen Mother has whine. She has opend a bottle an I wagged me tail a bit but she sed No no Joy its just for cooking. No whine on wensday. Well I fink she shood hav whine evry nite cos then I cood hav a kong evry nite. Mother ses that wood be the start of a slippry slope. Nuffin rong wiv slippry slopes we got lots rownd here. They is fun. I shood hav a kong enyway cos I am GoodGirlJoy.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I urt my nose I need the sooper vet, only he can save my poor poor nose. My good looks ruined. I need a lie down and a nap.

 

[Anne123]

Oh no!! Did it hurt? Are you in pine?

 

[SwampDonkey]

I am sooper tuff I will struggle on. I am very brave

 

[edzbird]

did ya stick it wer ya ortunt Rory?

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Candy]

Rory wot happened to your nose to make it hurt? I wood like to kiss it better wiv a speshal GoodGirlJoy kiss like THIS XXXXXXX XXXXXX

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ladies I will be fine,. I scratched it scuba diving in the river. It's a massive scratch but it will look magnification cent dueling scar

 

[Candy]

I am shoor yoo still will be hansum Rory. GGJ.xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Sorry bout your nose Rory

We got things everywhere too GGJ. Lots of bits of trees on the ground.... good for chewin'. Mum sed we gunna have all March rain in one day. Dunno what that means but I herd dad say to Reeta his sista that they betta taked me to the beech early before del ooge comes. BEECH!!!!!

 

[Candy]

Fink we have had del ooge! Mother ses it sounds a bit Spanish! Gave Mother my very best eyes an got my Kong!

 

[edzbird]

<swoon> He scooberdyves....oh my dogs! I am in luvv.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[SwampDonkey]

SBS

 

[chrisc831]

Aw cuz warwy I finks yous just a norty flert. Yous saying yous hert yur nowz coz you wants girly simpafy. Yoor my herow, luv Fergus.

 

[SwampDonkey]

 

[Candy]

Mother ses if this Beg- sit stuff goes on much longer it cold be whine and Kong evry nite!

 

[Lab_adore]

I'm jellus Meg(an) Sparkle