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Lab_adore

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Mum had to go to werk reelly early this morning an it was dark dark dark. Dad took me to the park but there were these rats with wings an I was afraid an wouldn' walk under the trees. They was the ugliest things I ever seen with scary tooths. Dad called 'em bats. I think the Munties have grown wings and left yookay :scared:

But then later sista reeta an Dad took me to the BEECH and I played and ran and swam and there were heaps of other labbydors and Rex an I ran into the sand doones but then Dad whistled reely hard so I ran back. I got stake treats. Yum:tail:Then my frend Margot turned up and we ran ran ran and played bitey face. Lucky Mum wasn' there cos she hides behind Dad every time me an Margot play so cos she is scared we will run her over again
 
Oh Maxx I am SOOO gelus. BEECH and lots of labbydors.
The bats wiv wings sound SCARY. I will make big eyes at my mama , butt wiggle and Hunter talky talk (she lurves that!) and maybe she will take me to the beech? She is in on the tappy thing again ....parrently workin coz she sayz I cost her an arm and a leg, No idea what she meens as she has 2 hooman legs and arms. Maybe she wants to be a labbydor too?
 

Lab_adore

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There's massive aktivity in the Maxx household. Dad is runnin' around packing stuff and sista reeta is cleein' an Mum is werking on the tappy thing yelling out 'have you remembered such and such' every minute. She has to go and get her fangs cleaned so she is at home but not coming wif us to the down-the-coast beech. Not looking forward to the big drive but then we will be there!

I alredy miss my Mum

I got into trubble again. Dad's t-shirt 'fell' off the bed an it smelled so good so I chewed it just a liddle bit. Then a liddle bit more. I didn' know it was his favrite.
 
Ging and me have been avin fun. We've had springy walks and the cuddles. I have been throwing cushions around and my new bed. I saw a super moon and ging said it could be a puppy moon, I'm not so sure. I'd like a friend though I miss Moo but I dont want to share ging. My food has been cut but it's always cut up I do not get it I'm more hungry though.
 

Lab_adore

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Awww I'm alwaz hungry too Rory

Thanks Tuppy I thort the t-shirt was more fashnable an it's hot again so shorly it is more cooler?

I went swimmin with dad an Sista Reeta and brutha Gazza an I was a brave boy an went out deep, over my hed in the waves. Dad looked after me an made shore I didn't get swamped. It was ace. Sleepy now
 
I am in SHOKK!!!

The nice man in the big van came yesterday and delivered two big bags of my foooooooooood in a box. And my stupid hoomans left it outside all night just because it was heavy and they forgot to move it into the safe safe safe safe safe shed. And I came out this morning and I smelled, I smelled that something was terribly terribly wrong and I ran round to where it was and SOMEBODY HAS BITTEN THROUGH THE BOX AND STOLEN SOME OF MY FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

Pongo (traumatised)
 
PongoPongo sumfin simlar juss hapend heer!

So, wot happend woz Mum went out for a wile an we awl got tastytasty kongs an wen she got bak, she had loss of big hevvy boxes. Some of em had noo beds in forus and some had treets an samonoyl an chikkinfeet an some had wood for the fyre (booooorin) an one box had two big bags of my favrut kibblies-fer-trennin! Well, that box was cleerly too hevy for Mum to carry down the steps to the house so she opend it up by the gayt and took one bag out to take in an by the time she got back the other one had SPLODED!

I dunno how that happend. Nope. No ideeya.

Squidge the Saintly
:angel:
 
PongoPongo sumfin simlar juss hapend heer!

So, wot happend woz Mum went out for a wile an we awl got tastytasty kongs an wen she got bak, she had loss of big hevvy boxes. Some of em had noo beds in forus and some had treets an samonoyl an chikkinfeet an some had wood for the fyre (booooorin) an one box had two big bags of my favrut kibblies-fer-trennin! Well, that box was cleerly too hevy for Mum to carry down the steps to the house so she opend it up by the gayt and took one bag out to take in an by the time she got back the other one had SPLODED!

I dunno how that happend. Nope. No ideeya.

Squidge the Saintly
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Squidgey-girl....you weren't round here last night by any chance were you?
Pongo
 
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