The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Mum's gone to werk

 

[Atemas]

Me and Sky have just played - Sky was play bowing to me!!! I played wif her a bit - gentle like cos of her arfritis then I licked her ear. I luv Sky

Red

 

[HAH]

Mum's gone to werk

Don wurry Maxx, mostdays my Curly goes to werk an I goto werk wiv Beardy but the best thing is you get to bowl them over when they come home. Get practicing the waggin right to the tail end, and don forget you need a Lamby to help you.
*Kipper*

 

[VanillaBean]

My name is Dyson now

 

[Lab_adore]

Huh Vanilla?

 

[VanillaBean]

No it is Honey. Apparently I eat like a Dyson. Not sure what that is, but food goes straight into my tummy without a break

 

[Lab_adore]

Ah ha, got it hunny. Be careful you don't eat too fast or they will be calling you Charlie or 'Chuck' for short

 

[VanillaBean]

Not sure who Charlie or Chuck are. I just eat fast so they got me this silly bowl. Ha did not stop me, I just tipped it over....easy

 

[chrisc831]

Ha ha Honey, I live with a big ginger cat called Dyson, you betta watch out coz my Dyson slaps me round the chops if I get too cited near him.

 

[snowbunny]

Youz very clevah hunny. I did that wen Mum gave me a snufflmatt. Was filled with all sorts of tasty noms an she speckted me to sniff em awl out. Bah, not me, I picked it up and they awl felled out an I etted them off the floor. Peasy.

Squidge

 

[kateincornwall]

I got a new harnis and leed, it is very smart, its blak like me with bits of silva on it wot glow in the dark ! Mummy sed I am growing like a weed and am growin up so I need a growd up harnis now but its ony for wen we walk round the villij or town , I feel pwoud , Roobin x

 

[Candy]

Roobin I spect yoo looks very hansum and growd up in yor new harnis GGJxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Leanne]

I got to go wimmin in da lake! Then the little hooman got in with me! Was fun fun fun! We did racing for the call. I won!

 

[Leanne]

I got wet!

 

[VanillaBean]

We went to the beach this morning as daddy is working from home today. We had fun, then on the way home Dyson swallowed a Plastis SoySauce fish. Daddy could not get it out quickly not even with a top quality treat as Dyson just swallowed it then wanted the treat.
Well I knew what was going to happen next...on the way home I told her. She did not understand, but now she is back home she is all sleepy and not well...

Vanilla

 

[VanillaBean]

I had to go to the vet this morning after the beach. They made me throw up, apparently it had something to do with a Soy sauce fish. My sista tried to tell me, but I am so quick and it tasted good.
Now I am feeling sorry for my self and sleeping...

Honey aka Dyson for some unknow reason.

 

[Lab_adore]

oh no, that's not good hunny. Hope you feel betta soon

I am sleepy too cos Dad took me to the dog park with the fences an I played with two other labbydors for ages.

 

[Cath]

Poor you..............Annie

 

[Candy]

Sumfing is happening. Doenoe wot. We got back from my morning walk an swim an Mother is cleenin evryfing.I am helping by lying in the flowers in my dressing gown like a GoodGirlJoy.

 

[snowbunny]

Yam starvin hungry to DETH! It's twentee past lunchtime an no sign of movement from Mum. I'm standin behind her starin as hard as I can and making a really sad noyz. She kips sayin that there's nuffin in the frij an we haff to wait for Daddy to get home wiv some chikkin. Not even enny Kongs in the frizzer to tide me over till I gets fed.

Starvin hungry to DETH.

She dunt care at awl.

Shadow