The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

HAH

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Devon, UK
I member mud an I don’ like it much. But that was when I was smorl an’ my tummy was a lot closer to the ground, so maybe now I’m a grownup I’d like puddles too?
I’m not tired atorl, Curly’s gone to her crate and I’m trying to chew the he-hooman but he clearly wants to play and keeps wrigglin and sayin my name. It’s fun!

* Kipper *
 

Lab_adore

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Mum came home early from werk and we all went for a big walk in the sunshine. It was warm an Mum and Dad were stripping off their jackets and jumpers. I played with some frens at the park and then we went to the river an I had a big paddle and dug a HOOGE hole in the sand!

I just might have chewed somefing I found in the shower....it was a nice mouthful and Mum wailed 'my clenser!'....what was I doin' in the shower you ask? I was makin' sure there weren't any Muntie monsters in there. :devilish: Gotta keep the hoomans safe
 
I went daycare today and me and my frens they hoomans took us to mountains to see the snow. I dunno what the point of that was.

My daddy is away at a confrince and I do miss him so when I got home I cry and wail and whine and whinge and singsong. Mummy said isn’t going to the SNOW ENOUGH for you I had to go to work while you were having good time. I dunno what that mean.

I did a good trick other day. Hoomans were having they dinner on coffy table and I did crawl under and I did stood up and I got heaps of stuff what fell on the floor. They too busy carrying on about some whine or something that did get on the carpet.
 
I’m poorly gain! Been to see the bum lady and I’ve got tablets which are not yummy!

Mummy says it’s my own fault for eating a stick.. I don’t even member doing it :(

Luckily mummy is looking after me, she always does. The vets said I’m a lucky boy to have her.. well she’s just as lucky to have me! She’d have nothing to do otherwise.

Parrently the vets notes say *nervous dog with sensitive owner* :LOL: that’s cos mummy always cries the big wuss!

Stanley
 
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Yorkshire
I’m poorly gain! Been to see the bum lady and I’ve got tablets which are not yummy!

Mummy says it’s my own fault for eating a stick.. I don’t even member doing it :(

Luckily mummy is looking after me, she always does. The vets said I’m a lucky boy to have her.. well she’s just as lucky to have me! She’d have nothing to do otherwise.

Parrently the vets notes say *nervous dog with sensitive owner* :LOL: that’s cos mummy always cries the big wuss!

Stanley
Stanley, Is there ever a week when you don’t have to see the bum lady??? Wos it a tasty stick? Pepper
 
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