The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Dont worry Mas mate, you get used to it

I'm one and a harf today! Dad's makin my speshal dinner tight now an I see chikkin an pork an peas an carrot and rice an an an I can't type anymore cos I can't see the screen through the drool......

 

[edzbird]

Funny day today. The shiny thing in the sky has been...well, shining.....all day...really warm. Mum's bin home too an we've played in the garden all afternoon. So tired now. We's avin a nap before Dogs' Dinner Time...then bestest time of the day. Well part from Dogs' Breakfast Time. An Dogs' Supper Time.

- Coco

 

[HAH]

They cut them OFF

They grow back right?

~Mas

No but now you’re a streeemlined supersleek runnin dog!
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

How's you feelin Mas? I lost mine once. They never came back.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Whats green slimy and stinks of swamp ? Me he he he!

 

[edzbird]

Coco did show me a speshl green ditch place Rory and at first I dinna like gettin me feets wet but then I did find it reelly niyce n smelli an it taysts gud too...an bone uss - we do mayke mums car-thing smel too so we do do in it wen we can.

Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[SwampDonkey]

Dear Megan I just got this card pparently.it says I'm a good boy.

 

[VanillaBean]

I had an extra lunch yesterday very unexpected, courtesy of my sista.
My hoomans were having lunch and all of a sudden my sista was sick. I was up like a flash before daddy could do anything and I had gobbled most of it up. Daddy just said you might as well have the rest.
Strange how my sista did not want it though. She said it was not you stuff....Well it tasted good to me...

Honey aka Dyson

 

[Hollysdad]

Ive been farting all night. It smells lovely.

 

[Lab_adore]

How you feelin' Mas? An you bin in the swamp Rory, you is lucky, I'm not allowed near the swamp anymore. Vanilla, you is lucky too an I wish I had a sista or brutha

We had an ace time at the beech this mornin'. I met 1,367,899 noo frends and me an Dad had a swim. Mum had to stand on the stand and hold all our stuff and she was complainin' cos she didn bring her swimmin' fur so she couldn't go in. I don know why she don't go in naked like me? These hoomans, I don't know

Holly, Dad blames me for his farts all the time an they do NOT smell lovely.

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx I am not lucky at all. It is very annoying having a sista. She takes everything, eats everything, he comes to the beach (that I suppose can be good), the peace has gone in the house....
She made me bleed again on my face...

You want her????

You saw a lot of people Maxx, did you invite them home to have a doggy party???
Your mum and dad would enjoy that. Tell your mum she could have gone in her undies, same thing as swimming fur

Mas hope you are feeling better.

Vanilla

 

[edzbird]

Ah Vanilla, you did get some free sick though din't you? They're not all bad.

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

No Coco, it was me thatwas sick and Honey ate it...She ate my sick, but it was not that good anyhow....

Vanilla

 

[edzbird]

Oh oh! That's rotten Vanilla.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh I gotted confused too I thort hunny was sick. Sorry Vanilla

 

[Candy]

I had a burfday! A real proper burfday wiv presents an treets an Uncle Guy an Aunty Jenny an walks in a noo place an water coming out of a rock an publunch an a bit of a ham samige an DOG BEER for big grown up dogs an Mother showd me her mobile bone an sed look Joy, Hetty ses happy burfday so I gave it a kiss an SARDEENS in my tea an a HOLE PIGS EAR an lots of cuddles an kissis an a big long sleep in my noo bed an now I am TOO an very big an I am GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I was norty I stole gings pie when she was helping s man who can't see. I got most of it and it was nice.

 

[Jen]

The bald puppee gets fed lots more times than I do. I am not happy about this.

Stanley

 

[Leanne]

Stanley, look sad and whimper a bit. Mummy’s are easy to guilt trip when bald puppies first come to the house

 

[kateincornwall]

Panic not Stanners , cos wen the hooman babies grow up and eat fings , they drop fings a lot and that's wen you get eggstra , Nelly xx