The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[MrChew]

Maxx, my mum does that when I've bin dancing and shouting too.

I went to the park today. There were loads more doggies than usual and I had a few zoomies and played wit dis HUGE fren, like a pony. Dad said he wuz a Grate Dane.

Mum and dad also sed some of the people at the park were mean because they showted at their dogs but mostly ignored them and didn't watch them play at all. Nobody showted at me. I must have been reelly good. When I ran back to mum and dad I got some mussels. So yummy.

Iz nap time now.

 

[VanillaBean]

I went with my sista tonight for a walk. Normally daddy and her leave me with mum, but she said I was annoying her. So daddy said I can come as otherwise I will get into trouble and mummy might tell me off.

Well I never knew that walk is so good. They go on sonething called Golf course. It was all dark, and she has a light on her. She gets to runaround, I had to be on this silly lead because I am still a puppy. Well at least it was not the short one...my brain just sploded. There where bunny, bunny and bunny and loads of strange noises. And the smells, oh the smells....Well I am so tired now it is time for bed...daddy thinks I will sleep for ages...

Honey

 

[VanillaBean]

Nothing is sacred anymore. She now comes on my walk on the golf course. That is my walk with daddy...

She is so annoying..

Vanilla

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy bin gardinin this mornin , I bin halping like mad but she dont preciate me , all I here is Roobin put that down, cant win x

 

[edzbird]

Vanilla, that's the one downside to havin a sister. Sharing your special walks. I hardly get any now, but when I do they are REALLY special.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

we want ower tea now, we ar proper starvin an we both tryin the eiyes but they isnt werking.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[SwampDonkey]

I went vizitin it was shite

 

[Candy]

Wos it the house of meny flowers Rory? Didn't yoo get treets an fuss an playin? I gets them wen I go visitin.Come visitin wiv me next time cos I am yor frend GGJ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

It was the house of many clashing flowers. Me and ging went to sleep.

 

[Candy]

Mother ses that sownds like the best plan. Me and Mother love a snooze. Mother ses if in dowt snooze.

 

[SwampDonkey]

She's drinkin whiskey now GGJ. Wots whiskey? It smells funny.

 

[Candy]

So duz jin.xxxxxxx

 

[chrisc831]

N wine, wine is......winey n makes em laugh n stuff.

 

[Emily]

I got a bit excited and started to dig a little bit of a hole in the grass. Mummy growled but not a play growl. But now she's having her wine drink and she's happy agen.

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum an Dad aren't having their whine drink Ella and I wish they wood, they are much more fun wen they do.

Dad growled at me on our arvo walk because he sed my ears weren't werking. But there were so many new smells to sniff sniff sniff.

 

[Rosie]

HOLLY! Holly! Mum says you are going to be VIZITIN me today with your mum and @Hollysdad !!!!
I'm going out now to check that my sniffy walk is all perfect for you, I'll show you all the stinkiest bits.

Pongo
xxx

 

[edzbird]

we did get a barbeeqew lat niyte an I got sossij bit an lamberger bit and towste an so did Coco

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Lab_adore]

I want to vizit you Pongo but mum sed it's too far

 

[Rosie]

Oh boy, I had the best time today. Holly came round to play and I showed her my favourite sniffs. Harley, I'm sorry you couldn't come too but I can show them all to you too when your ouchy-paw is better.
I am the tiredest dog anywhere ever now...………………..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Rosie]

I want to vizit you Pongo but mum sed it's too far

Try Maxx, please try! Give her the eyes, mate....