The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Lab_adore

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We went to the park and I fought and killed an evil giant muntie that had been floating down the river. It was massive and orange and yellow. I subdued it after 40 minutes of savaging and ging put it's body in a bin. She reckons in was a giant inflatable child's toy but we all no better don't we. it's a good job Im big and fierce. Ggggrrrrrrr I am Rory ggggggrrrr
Oh Rory, you are so brave. You fort the munties and won!. I don like munties. I'm glad your Ging got rid of it 'cos you might have nightmears otherwise

I seen a drop bear today an if it had dropped on my 'ead I would have killed it too. GRRRR
 

Hollysdad

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Hey Holleeee!
Is yur dad bak walkin yu again? You do lotz of sniffin and pikkin of the low berrees fur him to stop him bendin down.
Lilly xx
No, Lilly, dad's not walking me yet. He's getting better from his operashun and can now neel down to tikkle me. Mummy walks are OK I reely want to go for a daddy walk and go sploring agen.

Last nite i sneaked onto the bed and snuggled up to him but mummy was cross with me. whats wrong with wanting to snuggle daddy to make him better?

Holly
 
I stole the leash and chased a rabbit!

Everyone laughed at me and I didn't even get scolded for taking the leash away :D Mum told Dad she doesn't mind me chasing rabbits because I don't try to bite them and I only want to play. She says it's good for me to get in a good run sometimes and we should get a long horse leash for me...what's a horse?
 

Lab_adore

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ooooh Shama horses are great. Well, not them exactly; they are big giant dogs that hoomans ride on. But the bestest thing is their poo....oh it is the best of all the best.

I don think we have rabbits here...but if I saw one I would chase it too
 
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Go Shamas!! I get into Big Trouble if I try & chase rabbits - because I try to when I'm on the lead, I think. Mum does her stiff, marchy-walk and gets a bit shouty. They ALWAYS get away, these bunnies. They go into the un-der-growth and I won't go in there...think dragons.

I got some cow poo on friday. Oh it WAS good. It's more puddingy that hors poo.

- Coco
 
I chased a rabbit at Nanny and Grandads house once. It ran really fast, then mum called me and started running away so I had to go and catch her instead.

I was super helpful today. Mum was chopping stuff and I helped by eating all of the rubbish. The carrot and cauliflower was nice but I'm hoping I get some of the pork once it's out of the oven. It smells soooooo nice
 
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