The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Hollysdad]

In bits of north wayuls there is goat poo. It's nice to vary the diet.

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Hmmm gote poo you say? I have never seen a gote but I will endeavour to sample their poo at my earliest convenience.

 

[Hollysdad]

Goats are like skinny sheep but rather grumpy.

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Goats are like skinny sheep but rather grumpy.

I find that most animules are rather grumpy once they have got Pigged. But it can’t be helped

 

[Boogie]

Hewwwooo everwybdy. I’m Spencer and I’m wikkle.

I have a compwaint.

Tatze is allowed on a chair and I’m NOT. Is outrage!

It’s vewy vewy comfy.

Not FAIR (stamps paw)

.

 

[Boogie]

Hewwwooo everwybdy. I’m Spencer and I’m wikkle.

I have a compwaint.

Tatze is allowed on a chair and I’m NOT. Is outrage!

It’s vewy vewy comfy.

Not FAIR (stamps paw)

.

 

[kateincornwall]

But, little one, you are a very spechall puppy, my Mummy told me all about you , Nelly xxx

 

[HAH]

Wuf, hello litel Spencer!! S’luffly to meetchoo and don’ wurry, you’ll geton the chair ventually. I wusent allowed on the sofa til a cupleov munfs ago, you jus need to keep tryin and ventually you’ll win. Good luck!

* Kipper *

 

[snowbunny]

Helooo Spensa, I'm Loona but evrybody calls me Squidge. I was wikkle once, now I'm not. It's good being wikkle. When you're not wikkle you have to go on die-uhts. Die-uhts are the WORST!

 

[Pepper]

Woof woof Spencer - Chairs are over-rated, try a sofa, I like to take up a two hooman sofa all to myself! That's proper comfy! Pepper

 

[snowbunny]

Or a BED! BEDs are the best!

Sorry, Pongo.

Shadow

 

[edzbird]

Hi little Spencer. Don't worry about the chair - I don't go on them either...the floor is fab - that's where any yummy dropped-stuff ends up...but DON'T let them see you. Just don't.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy took me for a walk , it was rayning a litel bit so she had a cote fing on . Then , a storm came , Mummy sed it was a clowd burst , we were neely back at the car so Mummy took her cote off and rapped it round me , that's luv I fink , Nelly xx

 

[Jacqui-S]

Aww Nelly your human mum loves you millions if she did that.
My mum thankfully letz me get wet I am a water dog after all and hav wype cleen fur.
Lilly x

 

[kateincornwall]

Aww Lilly , I wish I had fur like yors , sumtimes if I get really wet , I hav to be dried with a mashine fing that Mummy holds , its a pane , Nelly x

 

[edzbird]

So what do you think? Is blue my colour (boast boast). I have a Nice Coat - the JudgeMan said so.

 

[kateincornwall]

My hereo Coco ! I fink you shud have won everyfing , Nelly x

 

[Shamas mom]

Look at what mum did
Now I don't trip on my leash when I walk
It's much nicer to wear than my other harness that clips in the front and hangs under my leg

 

[SteffiS]

TUNA! Dad gived me TUNA . I love Dad!

Ripple

 

[SwampDonkey]

Nooooooooooooooooooo! Little blue bear what's happened to your squeeky,?