The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Granca]

I woz sick in my bed wile mum woz eeting her supper. She ses it’s probalee myownsillyfawlt cos I got sum apples from the big apple tree wen I thort nobody woz looking. Or praps it’s cos I cort a little hot potato and swallowed it hole wen mum droppt it when she woz dishing up. Anyway, it woz still hole in my sick. Mum shooed me into the garden and didn’t let me gobbleitallupagan. Meen mum. My tummy’s empty.

Tuppy

 

[Lab_adore]

What's that on the cowch wif the hooman Lily?

It waz my Dad's birfday yesterday and mum forgotted she sed her (rude word) job was taking over everything including her brain

 

[Jacqui-S]

What's that on the cowch wif the hooman Lily?

THAT fuzz ball for bwainz iz Oreo, my new sista

Lilly x

 

[Sophiedoodle]

fuzz ball for bwainz

Hay! Dats no fairrr
Oreooo x

 

[edzbird]

Ooh a sista to play with. Ace!

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

I wanna Sista too!

 

[Jacqui-S]

Ooh a sista to play with. Ace!

- Coco

It's only any good on da beech

I wanna Sista too!

I'm so lukky

Lilly x

 

[SteffiS]

I wanna Sista too!

I can send you my bruvva .

Ripple

 

[Lab_adore]

I can send you my bruvva .

Ripple

Ok!

 

[SteffiS]

Yay!! I’ll pakidge him up in a minute.

Ripple

 

[Granca]

Oreo, you need to have words with Sophie. She needs to put you on her av a tar thingy, on your own or with your sister. (It’s just a shame That Tuppence Creature has pushed in front AGAIN in mum’s, while I’m doing my froggy sit like a good girl.)

Wispa

 

[Lab_adore]

Tell him to bring a warm blankie cos it's cold down here at the mo' .

 

[Rosie]

Oreo oreo oreo hello I'm Pongo.
I said to mum "what's an oreo" and she said an oreo is a BISKIT so I love you oreo.

 

[Candy]

Pongo, I have seen an Oreo but it was a CAT! Black an wite an scarey! I sore it off, no messin. Be careful of cats pretending to be biscits. They is sneaky weaky.
Yor friend,
GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxx.
Pee Ess yoo is still my Hero.
Pee pee ESS, so is yoo Rory, don't wurry! xxxxxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

Dad calls Oreo biskit
Lilly x

 

[snowbunny]

We wen for DRINKS this evenin, me an the jinjer one. We wen to the rivver an Mum an Dad had a drink then we were allowed to go in the rivver. The jinjer one juss layed down like a hippo but I played swimmy fetch wiv my bawl.

There was a smoll fluffy thing there witch mum said was a pommy ray nee an. It squeaked lots at me but I ignored it cuz I’m a good boi.

Shadow

 

[Candy]

Shadow, Shadow!
I am a GoodGirl and I bravely ignored two growling dogs today. That's Brave and Good, Mother sed so an I got liver paste. Yoo can also be my Hero if you wud like to be.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Oreo, you need to have words with Sophie.

I will speek to hers. I gots hers to puts my name in the signitar bitty at the bottum so that’s a start!
Oreo x

 

[Atemas]

an oreo is a BISKIT

Hello Oreo

Mumsie and Daddy Hooman has discuvered Enrobed Oreos. They say they is addicted, whatever that means. Is you ENROBED Oreo?

Red

 

[Rosie]

Be careful of cats pretending to be biscits. They is sneaky weaky

GoodGirlJoy, I know about CATS there was a CAT next door to us and she went hisshisshissscratchscratch on my beautiful nose and I ran away. I do not like Cats. But she was not pretending to be a biskit, that is reallyreally sneaky and norty.