The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
We stayed in, it's too hot I don't like it
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
Mum says my groomer hasn't got anpoitment till lateaugust. Not sure what that means but she said she might have to cut my coat herself!!!
Poppy.
Poppy.
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
My mummee twims my coat herself. She sais I need it twimmed to keep me cool as coocumber. Itz not so bad!she might have to cut my coat herself!!!
Oreo
- Location
- Canada
Got my FAVORITE BALL! mom gave it to me this morning and still didn't take it away
I'm so excited, cause it squeaks loud, and has a ball inside and mom doesn't normally let me have it long!
I'm so excited, cause it squeaks loud, and has a ball inside and mom doesn't normally let me have it long!- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
Little Oreo my mum has never twimmed a coat in her life. This could be the end of my dognity for wever!
Poppy.
Not fair, Poppy. Mum sez lammies mite help, so I’m sending yoo lots.This could be the end of my dognity for wever!
Tuppy x
My mum is sending me to the groomer to have my nails done because she sez she is too pregnant to be fiddling around with them. I like the groomer. I like the blowey thing that dries my fur and I also get to go to daycare afterwards and play and play until I go to sleep.
I wonder if I am on a die-et too? But one where you get more food?? Some of my food is soft and cooked now. It smells so yummy I do the norty thing and put my paws on the kitchen bench.
I wonder if I am on a die-et too? But one where you get more food?? Some of my food is soft and cooked now. It smells so yummy I do the norty thing and put my paws on the kitchen bench.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I had a barf today 
cos my tummy and willy area was all red an ichi. At least it wasn't the cold hose, Dad bort a big black snake an it had warm water and he barfed me in their shower. Still didn like it but I got lots of treets. They did my ears too. An to make it werse they got a blowy air machine and started to point it at me! Mum sat down and showed me that it wasn't evil an she gave me stake if I sat and let her point it at me. Akchually it was quite nice plus I was allowed back in my bed quickly cos I waz dry. I've only got my doona cos my blankie got a barf too and it's drying.
cos my tummy and willy area was all red an ichi. At least it wasn't the cold hose, Dad bort a big black snake an it had warm water and he barfed me in their shower. Still didn like it but I got lots of treets. They did my ears too. An to make it werse they got a blowy air machine and started to point it at me! Mum sat down and showed me that it wasn't evil an she gave me stake if I sat and let her point it at me. Akchually it was quite nice plus I was allowed back in my bed quickly cos I waz dry. I've only got my doona cos my blankie got a barf too and it's drying.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I wunder if it waz the same blowy thing that you had Chewie?
I fink so. Parently it makes me look very fluffy.
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
My sister Oreo Alwayz is Floofy.
Embarazing if yu ask me.
I get the bloey fing afta swimin.
I dont get floofy
Lilly x
PS my eet more food dieyet has stopped
Embarazing if yu ask me.
I get the bloey fing afta swimin.
I dont get floofy
Lilly x
PS my eet more food dieyet has stopped
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
Hi all,
Parrently I've been a Very Good Girl (?Moi), who evver would have thought it, I got 2 Tiffercats last night. I had to do allsorts of borin stuff, that thing when have to follow your hooman wherevver they go
and then they plonk you in the middle of now wear and you sit there lika nana, I mean why? Does anyone know? So i did think everyone's having a party with CAKE, so I just popped up to share it all. But parrantly was ok cos I got something called a Stinkshun.
I did some good picking things up that some woman was throwing away. I liked that
Then everyone got very excytated and all the hoomans were babbling away and we all lined up in a row and us dogs tried to do the "get your leads all twisted together" dance, but no, we all had to look at SWMBO with her camrah thing.
I don't know what a Stinkshun is but I like it cos when got home, very late, I got the biggest most mahoosive I've ever had in my life !!
Parrently I've been a Very Good Girl (?Moi), who evver would have thought it, I got 2 Tiffercats last night. I had to do allsorts of borin stuff, that thing when have to follow your hooman wherevver they go
and then they plonk you in the middle of now wear and you sit there lika nana, I mean why? Does anyone know? So i did think everyone's having a party with CAKE, so I just popped up to share it all. But parrantly was ok cos I got something called a Stinkshun. I did some good picking things up that some woman was throwing away. I liked that
Then everyone got very excytated and all the hoomans were babbling away and we all lined up in a row and us dogs tried to do the "get your leads all twisted together" dance, but no, we all had to look at SWMBO with her camrah thing.
I don't know what a Stinkshun is but I like it cos when got home, very late, I got the biggest most mahoosive I've ever had in my life !!
You is clever Cassie
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
insert "tea"!most mahoosive I've ever had in my life !!
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Cassie yoo is very clever. Can yoo eat a Stinkshun? Yoo is GoodGirlCassie and I am Yor friend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
I think I is, Rory, I think I is. I just got one whole sausage, just like that , didn't have do nuffing, just I am beautiful and clevver.
I don't know, Gee Gee Jay, I can't smell it, I don't know where it is. But praps I'll get anuvver sossidge
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Sumfin is afoot. Mum is packin bags an is sayin she is tekkin Shadow up to the mowntins. I wanna go to the mowntins too. Why dun I get to go to the mowntins?
Squidge
Squidge
Tuppy, you don't need to get certificates to get special treats. Have you forgotten about those special ones that mum has at the moment? All we needed to do this morning was walk along the path that had lots of ducks either side and 'leave it'. She gave us treats before and then treats afterwards when we hadn't bounced the ducks into the water.
Trouble is, though, that the special banana and peanut butter treats came from Waitrose, so they cost more than the Aldi ones. Mean mum is breaking them into little bits to make them go further until she can go to Aldi.
Wispa
Trouble is, though, that the special banana and peanut butter treats came from Waitrose, so they cost more than the Aldi ones. Mean mum is breaking them into little bits to make them go further until she can go to Aldi.
Wispa