The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

Ah Willow your mum is good keeping you a chicking carcass.
We've done running this morning. We did chase our ball. Meg(an) Sparkle is a bit rubbish if the Ball goes really high cuz she doesn't know to look up in the sky to see where it will go...so I can have a proper chance cuz I am a bit more clever then she. No, really I am.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

I waked up in the night scared from a bad dream. Mum was sleeping upstairs so I tippy toed into the spare room and jumped up. We snuggled together the rest of the night until her phone made a loud sound WAAAY too early. I heard her tell Dad I did snore and licked my willy a lot. What's a dog to do?

 

[snowbunny]

Best thing to do, Maxx, is stand over her head in the morning so she gets a really close view of how clean your willy is! It's what I do an I know my Mum preshiates it.

Shadow

 

[Loraseal]

Maxx I like to lik lik my willy and then kiss mama. But I cannot lik lik cauz I ave this stoopid fing on me

 

[Lab_adore]

What a super idea shadow mate, fanks. I'll do that in the morning

What's that thing around your belly Hunter? Can you eat it?

 

[SwampDonkey]

I ate green football. I sicked up green sick and football this morning. I never get the spit it out do I. Any way I enjoyed my breakki

 

[Lab_adore]

Oopsie Rory, hope you got to ate it after you sicked it? I sicked up my dinner last night Dad said it was cos I in-hayled it too fast. But I was quicker than quick and ate my sick.

Heh heh I made a rhyme

 

[Loraseal]

Maxx you cannot eet it. Mama callz it a willie trap. I only wear it at nite now cauz I must not lik my steeches. I is happy cauz my boyz have grown back!

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

I was FOUR last weekend and it was my burfday and all I got was a flea tablet and a walk in the rain. Pigs hate rain, bleurgh. And pigs don’t much like flea tables either. I am a poor deprived pig, make no mistake. Pig-mummy says now I am four I have to be a Good Pig. Pffft. Well Pig-mummy, until you give me a proper burfday party and invite all the sheep from the field next door, I will not be a good pig. Not even a bit. So there

 

[Loraseal]

Pig ring the doggie line. No burfday treatz. Oh you need to show pig mummy who the boss is.

 

[Candy]

I am on a Nuther Nadventure! I have come a long way in a car to a big house you can get lost in. The person puppies are here and I have had PANCAKES AND BACON for extra brekfast and I have likked BAKEDBEENS off a plate. Mother sed no more now Joy.I got them becos I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[HAH]

My fren Jambow is stayin! I luff him an he is my bes fren, tho he dun say I is his bes fren but I think iyam.

I like to lik his willy an he plays wiv my toys but not my speshul toys like Mr Sheep an Bertie an Pigpog an Keith becos he’d rip their heds off. Curly says it’s cos he dun haff no softoys so he dun no how to play nicely. He luffs my wubbas tho!
*Kipper*

 

[chrisc831]

Happy be late buffday Piggy, I opes your mummy duz make up for forgittin N Happy venchoring GGJ x love from me Fergus

 

[Candy]

I hav got a noo frend. Her name is Dolly and we played on the feeld. She is very fast but rubbish at fetch. She likes me becos I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

There are TWO floofy dogz here tonite, TWO I tell yu!
AND I havn't had a walk.
Pffft!

Lillyx

 

[edzbird]

it wos my bufdee wonce an I am not nerly 3 enny mor I AM 3. Dont thingk I got enny thing for my bufdee but it wos ayges ago so I dont noe.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[kateincornwall]

Megan , this is teribal , nofing for your birfday indead ! I wud giv yu sum of my fishy biccies if you lived neer me , Roobin xx

 

[Jen]

B-b-b-but burfdays are the bestest days.

You can be a bad lad alllllll day but no one can say anyfink because it’s your burfday.

I’m a pro at them. I’ve had three whole ones!


Stanley

 

[kateincornwall]

I not had a birfday yet , I fink I will have won in 2 monfs x Nelly has had a few , she says we get spoyalt x

 

[Sophiedoodle]

IZ MY BURFDAY WUN WEEK TODAY

Oreo