The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Well Tuppy it's funny really cos they make you do stuff like sit like a lemon then they call you and act like they haven't sen you for a week when you get there. I mean, really?

And they when some one throws things you pick them up and give them to your very own person, and it makes them very happy. I quite like that bit.
You could ask your Mum.

I've had my walk in the woods, now I am going to lie in the sun all day :happy::happy:
 
We did just go swimming because it is really warm here today, but my Sparkle girl, well she cheats. I sit next to mum in a nice heel while she throws the (single) dummy into the lovely warm, blue sea..but Cheaty Meg does stand right in the water so she does have a head start on me an she makes me look really slow and I am not slow. Then I try and get the dummy off her and she gets mad. Well that just makes me laugh and want to get it even more. An mum is jumpin up an down shouting "DOGSLEAVEITITISNOTATUGGYTOY". Anyway, we did have fun
 
I have been bit. It was my fault mean dog attacked me twice before so I did what Ronald Reagan used to call a premtive strike. Ging pulled us apart and I got a bite on my chest. Ging keeps hibiscrub on it and telling me I'm a tool.
I also rehomed 6 eggs and the box,. It was yummy. Ging nicked 2 back for her tea cheeky and rude!
 

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Hello frens. We got a noo tappy thing an I just werked owt how to use it

I bin sneekin on mum and dad's bed an I think they've given up making me get off! It's so soft an warm

Sorry you got bit Rory but I sure hope you enjoyed them eggs. An the box.

I just barked at dad cos mum is so late. Dad sed her new job is a bluddy night mare. Poor Mum. I'll bring her my favourite toy when she get home.
 
Oh Roobin, I went to the VET yesserday becoz I did have a big owchie on my cheek wot Shadow did mek. I had to stay there awl day long an I din get lunch! So I runneepood everywhere.

But it woz OK cuz Mum came back an she did take me home an then she did a scatter for everyone in the gardin but called me back inside an I did get my chikkin carcass for lunch after awl, juss very late.

Willow
 
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