You may remember a wistful three years ago when we were both a little younger, but just as wise, you visited us close to Porthleven and we had a treacherous walk in torrential rain down to a beach where the only cover was in a church. There may have been something to do with Poldark, but you and I know we were the handsome boys on the beach that day. We ended the journey in matching dressing gowns, sharing a sofa while the minions camped elsewhere.
Hola Señor Monty, mi amigo! I am a little sad that we have not seen each other in so long - ML has disappointed me in this - but it is so good to see photos of our younger selves looking so dashing in our matching coats. That was a day! Very rainy and very close to the cliff edges, before I was a true Cornishman who is now used to cliff edges and impossible stiles. I can see why your family has not come to Cornwall again if you got rained on so much. That is a lot of rain!
Between you and me, I do not think there ARE any seals to see at the seal sanctuary, wet from above or not. So truly, you did not miss much. Except maybe you missed the nice man in the gift shop who gives out dog biscuits? That was the highlight of the visit, de verdad. ML seemed to like it, but then again she likes staring at empty water, so there you are.
I did not realise your house was near Porthleven. I hope you at least got to eat some of that tasty-smelling food that was all over town?
Do you fancy meeting in Spain this June? We have a house with enough rooms and I think there will be lots of sun for your ML. I am looking forward to seeing my homeland, but I miss my dog friends and the days that we used to drive around seeing them. My ML and I need to have a talk about how she is operating the TARDIS!
Muchos besitos from your amigo,
Carbón