I've just had a massive delivery from hotel Chocolat. It was so big it came in 2 boxes

Sorry Emily, but this must win the best laugh of the dayhis is going to be a bit weird but waking up today made me smile. I couldn't get to sleep until three in the morning, and when I did had some seriously weird dreams. I was caught shoplifting Doctor Who Christmas ornaments (bizarrely specific). My punishment was to have my hair chopped into a short page boy and then dyed bright red...and THEN sent to jail. The guy interrogating me in the jail was someone I've been watching way too much on YouTube who does true crime videos.
I was strangely unrepentant about my horrible crime, even when the ornaments started multiplying all around me and I couldn't shove them into my bag anymore.
Why Doctor Who Christmas ornaments? Why not some more lucrative and practical heist like sneaking salmon oil out of Pets at Home? Why shoplifting at all, which my rule-obsessed won't-even-click-on-the-link-in-the-thread-that-does-not-exist self would never do in real life? And why does every bad dream I ever have end with a bad haircut?
Who knows.
All I know is that I woke up, felt my hair, thought "Whew" and smiled.
No Doctor Who Christmas ornaments in my bag either.
I've got one like that. I'd like to say that it gets easier, but I'd be lyingRowan also did a chin up on a desk, got his legs off the ground and started to swing, holding on only with his arms.
This child is trouble.
Yes, I've had some nightmares too, seemingly so real.when I did had some seriously weird dreams. I was caught shoplifting Doctor Who Christmas ornaments (bizarrely specific). My punishment was to have my hair chopped into a short page boy and then dyed bright red..