We're going to my brother's for Christmas this year and today I started my list of things to take. I seemed to remember stuffing some kongs and leaving them in the freezer last time we were there, so spent him a message asking if I actually had.
He sent a photo back of three frozen ones and a message that read 'three more kings than dogs at the moment ' (predictive text, presumably) So I replied 'King's? Be careful or next thing you'll be singing 'We three kongs'!'
He sent me back this:
'We three kongs of freezerland are
Rock solid hard and too cold by far
Tasting of chickin, great for lickin,
Peaceful dogs we are.
O dog of wonder, dog of light,
Dog with slightly imperfect sight,
Forward leading, still proceeding
Guide us with thy perfect snite (Ancient term for snout.)'
Which made me chuckle and wonder if perhaps he's started on the Christmas booze early!
