The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Rosie]

I hav had FIVE burfdays. They are good. Mum sez that I'm so spoilt that all my days are burfdays but that is just silly. I'm not spoilt, I'm perfect.

 

[Candy]

I am home now from my Nadventure and it was sooooo luvleee and last night we had my fust ever barbeekyoo at I had SOSSIJ! I had such a luvlee time that awl I can do is sleep now and have tummy rubs and wate for it all to happen agen.

 

[Lab_adore]

I think you are purrfect too Pongo. I don't think I am cos I'm forever causing Mum to shake her head.

I want a Nadventure too GGJ. I haven't had one since we went to the beech house and that was decades ago. But I did go to skool yesterday and had fun playing with Naya an lots of other dogs. Then I have to be serious and walk properly with Dad and do lots of sits and stayz an stuff. Dad sed I had a jeckal and hide day. Not sure what that meens

 

[Candy]

Is that yoo, Maxx wiv too kisses? I like kisses! I always fink just be a GoodDog, then yoo gets Nadventures. Praps that's becos I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.
Pee ESS I only know a Max wiv 1 kiss. Fink I mite like Maxx wiv 2 kisses. Xxxxxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

I am Maxx wif two kisses GGJ and I love you xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Ooh! Maxx!xxxxxxxxxxxx!

 

[edzbird]

I don't think I am cos I'm forever causing Mum to shake her head.

No Maxx, you are still perfect, your mum might have an ear infection if she is shaking her head. Try licking them. You really have to get you extra-wet tongue right in. If that don't clear them then she needs her bum probing - soz. You don't have to do that, she needs to go to the bum man.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens frens there's talk of a doggie com-oon where we all live together and....wait for it....get 6 brekkies and 6 dinners every day! Our good frend Cahbon came up wif the idea cos his Mama Lady @Emily_Babbelhund has a big foot or sumfin. Whaddoyareckon?

 

[Jacqui-S]

Soundz goood too me!
When and where?
Will be there......
Lilly x

 

[Rosie]

Yes! Yes! I'll be there!

 

[Aitch]

twelve meals a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where do i go??? I'll leave my family for that. Wait.......Family or meals...........meals or family........now I'm confused. I love them both!

Amber.

 

[Lab_adore]

Fambly can visit every day. Someone has to open the door over and over

 

[Lab_adore]

Hmmmm I dunno now about the com-oon cos I'm allowed on the bed at night an it's so cozee. Mebbe we go to com-oon just for brekkie an dinner then go home?

Here's me letting mum have a corner

 

[HAH]

I fink I might get a bit worried in a com-oon, but I like the ideeya ov lotsov fodder an frens to play wiv. Can we do Maxx’s ideeya plees?
*Kipper*

 

[Granca]

Yor so lucky, Maxx. Praps yor mum cood tell my mum?

Tuppy x

 

[Lab_adore]

It took ages Tuppy but if you purrsist you will get there. I'm 22 months old tomorrow an I only bin aloud on the bed for a coupla weeks.

 

[HAH]

It took ages Tuppy but if you purrsist you will get there. I'm 22 months old tomorrow an I only bin aloud on the bed for a coupla weeks.

Holes on Maxx - I’s 22 months tomorra too!! Are we’s akshullee the same ages? I haff to tell Curly an Blondie so we’s kin haff a joint bufday partee!!
*Kipper*

 

[Lab_adore]

oops I had another go Kipper and used all my toes this time and I got it rong. I'm 21 months tomorra not 22. But we still have the same birfday but just one munth apart.

 

[HAH]

we still have the same birfday but just one munth apart.

Whoa, that’s mega Maxx. Maybes we’re bruthas?

Also speekin ov bruthas, my fren Jambow says he mite be gettin a littel brutha an he’s not happy At Orl. He says he’s too ole an grumpy for babies an he likes it jus the way it is, but I think he’ll love it.
*Kipper*

 

[Lab_adore]

Oooooh Id like to be your brutha Kipper. I don know why your fren Jambow doesn want a burtha cos I'd love one to play wif. Mum sez yes but dad sez NO. Like a big booming NOOOOO. Then he shudders like I do when I get out of the river

I jus come back from our morning walk and GESS WOT? I saw my bestest frend Margo! She been missing lately cos her mum went to port-u-gal and Margo had a walker who took her out too late every day to see me. We had a big run and a bitety face play and life is good