The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Frens....excitement news. On the kichen bench is a big bone! I sniffed it then I saw it! I don't get meny bones cos I get bone bum which meens I have to run outside in the night a few times. But Mum and Dad are goin' to a partee tomorra (wifout me ) but at least they are giving me the bone

 

[Lab_adore]

Im sorry yoo got stucked Lilly. That musta been scary.

 

[edzbird]

Sometimes I get stuck in the KITCHEN.....so much scope, but honestly, I've never found any bounty.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I go in the dindin cupboard and look at all the nice fings. I wouldn't mind getting locked im
Iver the sneaky ninja pup

 

[MrChew]

I got in the dindin room (also where the hoomans wash their clothes) and eated all the food once, till it came out of both ends. It wasn't very nice but I'd do it again.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Wood yer thanks big matey

 

[Lab_adore]

I been sick in the night and just now again. Mum won't let me eet it. Don't feel so good frens

 

[HAH]

I been sick in the night and just now again. Mum won't let me eet it. Don't feel so good frens

Oh Maxx, what did yoo eet? Was it sumthin taystee and ‘gustin? I’ve been fartin bad farts a LOT an the hoomans keep lookin wurrid
I hopes yor feelin betta verrry soon. *Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

Oh oh Mr M what you bin eatin? Footballs aways make me puke you didn't eat one did you?

 

[SwampDonkey]

I do awesome flabby wooof woofs when I've ates footballs kipper you been eatin em too?
Rory the king of air biscuits

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum and Dad went out and so I snuffled in the garden but I can't remember all the things I eated.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Id sleep with the doors open Maxx

 

[HAH]

Maybees Roary, I dunno - I did have a good snuffle in ther bushes on are walk erlyer, maybes it wos a fotbol?
My Curly jus snorted an sed this

flabby wooof woofs

is straight frum Bernard in Blackadder an she luvs you for the memree. Dunno wat she meens or how she reddit?
*Kipper*

 

[kateincornwall]

I sumtymes wunda wy Nelly dont swim ? Its sush gud fun but she dont evan lyke gettin her likle feet wet , strange sista she is , I dun fink she is a labridoor , Roobin xx

 

[Jacqui-S]

I got of leed today fur first tyme in furever.
Rowled too.
He he. Not stinky sed Mum. Boo.

Lilly x

P.S. sorri fur u guyz still poohrli x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Maybees Roary, I dunno - I did have a good snuffle in ther bushes on are walk erlyer, maybes it wos a fotbol?
My Curly jus snorted an sed this
is straight frum Bernard in Blackadder an she luvs you for the memree. Dunno wat she meens or how she reddit?
*Kipper*

As long as she's not cavorting around in a cow outfit complete udders giggling you'll be fine kipper matey

 

[HAH]

As long as she's not cavorting around in a cow outfit complete udders giggling you'll be fine kipper matey

She says this is her dreem. I’m so confoosed...
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

Luv slee......Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

- Coco

 

[Beanwood]

I mite be goin to big skools soon! I don know what big skools is weally. I like it at home weally. I asked Benson and he was howid and skared me a bit, Bramble sed don listen to him he is silly.
Dos anyone else go to big skool? I fink I am a bit worried weally.

Otter Pothead

 

[edzbird]

I go big skoowl an this week I got to eet stuff I woz not spozed too an the peepl lafft - not so bad Otta.

- Meg(an) Sparkle - 4th best Collie 2018