The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Mummit (that's wot the smol one calls her) had to pull a toy owt of me bum yesterday. It made me cry but I felt better after. Fanks mum.

12/10 would eat again. No regrets.
When I pooood out watering can it made me squeek a bit Chewie woz it hurty like that? Watering can is sharp is toy sharp. Frankly ging says she's sick of pulling weird stuff out our bums. Rawi tried to eat a rugby ball today and ging took it off him an told im no more balls Rawi. He poos em out an sicks up the big bits, norty Rawi
 
I barked at drunkens today, we was a in our walk and drunkens came an screamed and shouted. I did my big boy barks. Woowoo woo woooo. They were in the bush an tried to frighten us on our walk it was dark an they were norty. They pretended to do barks an ging called me in and she did the F**k you stance. They went away and I went and sits with Rory and watched em go. Norty drunkens.
Iver big barks
 
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