We are avin play fights an diggin up planters and runnin off with the plant's. We are bad boys he he he he.
Iver and Rory
Iver and Rory
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Isle of Man
I'm a bit embarrassed about this, but here goes. Sizzles the Sossij dog at Dog School has been very....ah....affectionate this evening. He's been humping me. And humping me. And humping me. His dad did try an stop him, but I am irresistible according to blasted Sizzles. I told him off I really did, but well he LOVES me. 
- Coco
- Coco
To be honest Coco Iver humps me before tea sometimes after too. It's very boring really I just ignore him and just sit.over excited boy dogs humps are just so last year.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Neo Fren, here in UpsideDownLand we alwaze have the different to yookay. When you have hot we have cold. When you have cold we have reeeely hot. I done like hot neiver.
An when you have breffast we have dinna. Weird huh?
An when you have breffast we have dinna. Weird huh?
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
Mama is goin on hollybobs wivout me
Hooman fur is in silly boxes.
Butt she sed my bestest hooman fwend Sergio is comin to luck after me.
An laterz we is goin to wails to see sheepies an my mama's mama en papa.
Still givin mama da white eye and humph eyes so she feels guilty!
I may have have stolen sum hooman fur ouwt de silly box too!
Hooman fur is in silly boxes.Butt she sed my bestest hooman fwend Sergio is comin to luck after me.
An laterz we is goin to wails to see sheepies an my mama's mama en papa.
Still givin mama da white eye and humph eyes so she feels guilty!
I may have have stolen sum hooman fur ouwt de silly box too!
Oh no Ripple we hope you are ok and that you got to lick some of the face explosion jam. Was it nice if you did
We are so jealous if you did.
I&R
We are so jealous if you did.
I&R
She must really love you Ripple if she washed your face.Yay - plastiks rownd me neck is GOOD, it catches all the face bursty stuff and then I can lik it. Vetbum lady did wash my face so I have had specials treetment at the vets (no face mask or massages tho so not much of a spa day).
Omg a crime happened today. There wuz a birthday cake for smol bruvva (he turned free) an I didn't get ANY, despite my plaintive squeaks and sniffing of the cake. Smol bruvva tried to make mum give me his leftover cake (what a weirdo having leftovers) but she gave it to DAD and sed it might upset my stomach.
I'm on the line to Labrador Rescyoo as we speak.
I'm on the line to Labrador Rescyoo as we speak.
You my need sum therapeutic counseling too. That kind of trauma lasts. Believe us we've seen food thrown away here and the pain it causes never leaves us.
I&R
- Location
- Isle of Man
Bin poorlee. Sliymee Bum-wee an sik. Hat to starvv. Then felt reelly lowe. Acshully, nevva felt this ik beefor. Then purkd up and felt betta. Then got menny, menny dinners ownlee smorrler than propper dinners. But lass niyte, so funni, I did get up wen I needid to poo. Evri ower. 7 tiymes. Mumandad Not hapi no not won littl bit. Me an Coco plaiyed tug. Graiyte fun. Mum keeps creepin rownde the gardin an drorring attensun to miye poos - so embarasin.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Hey Frens , I fink I need to leeve home cos me speshal chair has gon , a man did chop it up an it dispeered . The sofa as gone an Mummy is sittin on cushons on the flore and it is not nice . Yor frend Roobin xx
- Location
- Isle of Man
That's crazy, Reuben. It did happen here once. Then more sofas did appear. We are still not allowed on them.
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Thats sad Roob'n, I love love my cowch. Maybe ring Dog Line
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Tis ok Frens , a new chare and sofa came this day , cept that the sofa wud not go in my howse an so the men had to taik all the door handils off an my Daddy sed sum norty werds , happi Roobin xxx
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
Parrentlee I'm in for a big surprise 
If I Go Out To The Garden Gate, (in a little while) I'm In For A Big Surprise...... I dont no wot it can bee, but I will need my new toy fezzie to hand , no, mouth, parrentlee
Cassseeee OOO
If I Go Out To The Garden Gate, (in a little while) I'm In For A Big Surprise...... I dont no wot it can bee, but I will need my new toy fezzie to hand , no, mouth, parrentlee
Cassseeee OOO
Yes u are such a lucky girl wonder what's goin to happen?
We had a giant boX and a paddlin pool. We made a great game wiv the box a mop a large bag of compost and cushion. It was great we did loads of zoomies all around the ouse and garden. We are zausted now it was so fun.
I&R
I&R
All the bits from inside my Willie came out and stuck. I was very very upset an wooried. Ging look at it an said good job we're goin to see bum lady anyway. I don't know wot ging did but she magicked it back in. She tol me that if I keep Messin wiv it it will stay out.
Iver the phantom winky fiddler
Iver the phantom winky fiddler