The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

Alsoed at the beech I seed ME! . Only it wosnt me cos I have a purrpley harniss and the other me had a red harniss, and I had a Mum and the other me had a Dad. And it wos a really gud me cos it wos wolkin awl smart wiv no lead and bein a gud boy. But it wos definetellys me cos it wos a brown skinny jobs like Mum said I is.
So I went to see the other me but is wos so gud it did ignore me . So I went bak to Mum, then I went to see mes again but me still ignored me, siks time I went to see me but then Mum did put me bak on the lead cos she said I wos bein a blimmin newsance.

Anyways Mum said it wos me in an awlterntif ooniverse and it must be a ooniverse blip that we wos both on the beech togevver.

That is my xcitin stories for todays

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Candy]

Me and Mother hav been SO bizzy we hav had time for Almost Nuffing! We hav been at the Housewivnostairs, then back here wiv Uncle Guy an Auntee Jenee then they wentaway and Auntee Liz wos here, then Uncle Mister A and Auntee Margaret came at the same time as Auntee Liz wos here, then they went away but we still had Auntee Liz and now she has gon and tis just MeandMother. Mother ses we are goin on a Veryvery speshul Die-ate. Parentlee it is a Don't buy ennymore food till we have eaten awl the leftovers Die-ate. That sownds good to me!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

I shoor yoo wil be gud at EetinOrlTheLeftOvurs GGJ. Sownds lyke a reelli gud Die-ate.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

I aff bin Miss Treeted biye the waiye. The 2-leggees did run owte ov miye Speshul Muk Foowde - it is the skwishee and veri taistee stuff thaie scoope on top of miye kibbuls. Sowe for TOO DAIZE O ownlee had kibbuls. Yes..I had lots mor but no Speshul Muk Foowde. Bak to propper dinners nowe.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

P-ESS is corld Speshul Muk Foowde becuz I am corled Meggy Muck. Mrs Muck. Muck Dog. Muck Hound. Muck Pie. Peggy Meggy Muckton... and mor

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens, dad's cookin' a hole duck for the first time an I got to eet the neck! It was dee-lishus

Here's me helping dad cleen an prepare it until mum came in an reminded us boys that I'm not aloud in the kitchun




So then I went an had a sulk with Billy bear

 

[Candy]

Tooday it has been Darknightime practically Awl Daylong! It has been Sooo darkangloomy that Me and Mother had to lite the Fireinametalbox erly.
Tis awl nice an cozeeee now thow!

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess
Also I still have sum treets left from Crissmas!

 

[Candy]

Our Crissmas has gon. Mother has put it Allaway The Pritty pritty fings hav gon back in awl the boxes. I cried a little bit.( this mite hav been becos I cood not get to me bed becos of the boxes)
Mother sed Don't cry Joyjoy! Now that the Crissmas is finished, the next fing to happen is Spring!
So that's awlrite then. And I STILL hav sum treets left.

 

[edzbird]

Frens, dad's cookin' a hole duck for the first time an I got to eet the neck! It was dee-lishus

Duck is my VeryVeryVery favourite thing EVER. And the neck.......

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

Tooday it has been Darknightime practically Awl Daylong!

miye mum did saiye that "Look...it is NOT pitch dark at TEWNTYTOFIVE" - an ther woz liyter bloo in the skiye so the woz.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Candy]

Mother ses tis becos we hav had Rain and Murk that it is Darknightime neely awl the time. She ses that's why we lite candels and the Fireinametalbox, to keep the Murk an Gloom away. Tis Veryvery cosy an we is Awlsnug.

 

[edzbird]

Send halp pliss. I feeeel hyoo mill eeyated. Veri

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Parodius]

Tell me about it Miss Sparkle, I keep throwing ‘the look’ but snot workin, I still has to have it on

Neo (the One)

 

[Candy]

I kwite like me dressin gown reely. Tis awlwarmansnug an I get a BISKIT for havin it puton nicely. Today twas Peenutbutteranmango.
Fankyoo Veryvery much Mother!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

There's something afoot frens....it should I say apaw....watch this space. I'm on security watch

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens....we had VISITAHS!!! An you'll never guess who it was..... Snowie's Mum an Dad! All the way from South Africah!

I might have got a tiny bit excited....

 

[Lab_adore]

And now I fell over

 

[Selina27]

Ooh Maxx my Bruvver that is verry verry eggscyting

Luv Cassseeee Oooo

 

[Candy]

Maxx! Maxx wiv too kisses! How Veryvery eggsiting for yoo to hav visiters hoo were Snowies Mum and Dad! Snow wonder yoo got a bit snoozy an fell over!
Pee Ess, yoo is lookin Veryvery hansum in the pikchas an I fink yoo must be Veryvery tall to get yor pawmarks awl the way up the door!
I yam Everso Impressed
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Wowzzas Maxx, how terribly exciting!

- Coco