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Lab_adore

Lab_adore

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Location
Sydney, Australia
Candy said:
Maxx! Maxx wiv too kisses! How Veryvery eggsiting for yoo to hav visiters hoo were Snowies Mum and Dad! Snow wonder yoo got a bit snoozy an fell over!
Pee Ess, yoo is lookin Veryvery hansum in the pikchas an I fink yoo must be Veryvery tall to get yor pawmarks awl the way up the door!
I yam Everso Impressed :inlove:
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
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You are so very clever fren GGJ. My paws are on the door cos sumtimes these hoomans are too bizzy finking about fings they bang into the glass doors! Mum is a bit clumsy an dad is always looking for ways to help her ❤
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
Today me an Mother wos on our feeld an meetin wiv other dogs like we sumtimes do. I wos just havin a nice game wiv my frends Alfie an Mabel wen a big spotty boy dog came over to see Mother. She patted him an sed Hello, you are very nice an then.....guess wot.....frends......HE WEED ON MOTHER'S LEG!!!!!!!:smiledog::saddog: I did not no WOT to do! I wood NEVEREVER wee on Mother's leg! Mother sed to him Oh! You might be nice but not THAT nice an she larfed but I did not fink it wos funny, not won little bit! Fancy weeing on my Mother's leg! I do not fink I will be frends wiv a dog like that. After all there are standerds to keep up and I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
SwampDonkey

SwampDonkey

Dear GGJ we wee on each other all the time. It's a kind of thing we're not weird or anything, really . This big boy dog can over and tried to bully Rawi. Rawi just wee weed on is ead. So funny I love Rawi. Any wee (see. What I did there?) crossed our wee streams the other day. Ging said we need to be careful crossing streams it can be dangerous like on Ghostbusters. A dimensional portal could open up or some fink.
Laters Iver the dog with extra bladder capacity
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
SwampDonkey said:
Dear GGJ we wee on each other all the time. It's a kind of thing we're not weird or anything, really . This big boy dog can over and tried to bully Rawi. Rawi just wee weed on is ead. So funny I love Rawi. Any wee (see. What I did there?) crossed our wee streams the other day. Ging said we need to be careful crossing streams it can be dangerous like on Ghostbusters. A dimensional portal could open up or some fink.
Laters Iver the dog with extra bladder capacity
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Hello Iver an Rory. Mother did say to me Don't wurry Joyjoy it's a Boydog fing an ennyway these are me waterproof trowsis. An she did larf, so praps tis not soooooo bad. But awl the same....fancy weeing on My Mother's Leg!
Pee Ess, yoo is still my frends even if yoo do strange Boy weeing fings.
GGJ xxxxxxx
 
SwampDonkey

SwampDonkey

Candy said:
Hello Iver an Rory. Mother did say to me Don't wurry Joyjoy it's a Boydog fing an ennyway these are me waterproof trowsis. An she did larf, so praps tis not soooooo bad. But awl the same....fancy weeing on My Mother's Leg!
Pee Ess, yoo is still my frends even if yoo do strange Boy weeing fings.
GGJ xxxxxxx
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Dear GGJ we do much weirder fings you ask Ging. We really are barbaric that's what ging says.
Iver aka the sperminator
 
kateincornwall

kateincornwall

Location
Cornwall , UK
Hey frens , I bin a bit bisy cos me sista as bin powly so I helpd Mummy an Daddy luk afta her an now she as lots of medcin an she is a lot betta now an then, this day I did here Mummy sayin somefink about Sundai an Carbon an lunsh :clap: Then she went to owr greenowse an got chikin an browt it indors so I fink , I reely fink Carbon mite be here soon to play , happi days , Roobin xxx
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
kateincornwall said:
Hey frens , I bin a bit bisy cos me sista as bin powly so I helpd Mummy an Daddy luk afta her an now she as lots of medcin an she is a lot betta now an then, this day I did here Mummy sayin somefink about Sundai an Carbon an lunsh :clap: Then she went to owr greenowse an got chikin an browt it indors so I fink , I reely fink Carbon mite be here soon to play , happi days , Roobin xxx
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Ooooh! Roobin, Roobin! Have a luvlee time! I wood Luvluvluv to play wiv yoo and Carbón won day! Just as long as yoo promis not to wee on Mother's leg.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
 
edzbird

edzbird

Location
Isle of Man
Hey! I got 2 walks this morning. I don't know if They realised. Mum did take me out for our walk an I did get to give kisses to 2 men who were going to dig the road because there was a water leak, and they said I was hansum and they both let me snog them in the faces and then when we got back to the car they were in full dig..and I did get to go in the field with my ball and chase and fetch and then we did go home and dad was still there. He should have gone to his work but it did snow on the way to his work and all the roads did shut and so he was still at home an he says "Where are you taking Meg?" and so mum did tell him an he said "well I'll come with you" and he did take ME too. Sorry...I am rambling because it was just the best morning EVER!. Well it might have been better if we did have snow here but we didn't.

- Coco
 
SwampDonkey

SwampDonkey

My poo was sparkli and tin foili today. Ging says it was me own fault for eatin take aways that I am not supposed to nick. It was a bit itchy on me bum though. Ging says it was a bit of a relief as she thinked it might be a vet job. I'd say it was a relief All better now
Rory eater of the weird things
 
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