The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Wow Rawie that's impressive for sure.

Frens its hot here in UpsideDownLand. I've got me own fan on the flore and the hoomans turn on the white box that blows cold air when it gets too much. Today is 'Straya day and everyone was havin' bar-bee-q or picniks at the gardens but i wasn aloud to help meself. Bah. Dad sed I can have a sossig for dinner. Hooray!

 

[Candy]

A fing arrived today. Uncle Mark Shed Man did bring it. He sed it must go sumwhere Veryvery safe cos it cood brake. Mother sed put it in the die-ning room becos she can lock the door so no Labadore snout can sniffit. I fink that mite meen Me.
Ennyway Mother is Veryvery eggsited abowt it and Uncle Mark sed he wood be Backonmunday to Make a Start. Tis awl a bit misteerius. I doeno wot it is but I hope it mite be sumfing to eet.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess, can ennywon help me to fink wot it mite be? I fink tis made of stuff like Wind-dose but I wos not aloud to get a good sniff. Mother ses yoo carnt eet it.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Parodius]

Ummmm, I dunno Miss GGJ, if you cant eat it I has no ideas. I’m pretty sure I can eats enythin if I trys hard enough, despite what mummy says, so mus be sumfin weally speshal.

Neo (the One)

 

[Lab_adore]

I dunno GGJ Fren, it is awl very misterious

I'm going to kennels today, just for one big sleep so mum an dad can go to a moosic festival. Can't wait to meet sum noo frens!

 

[SwampDonkey]

Sorry?not sorry

 

[Jacqui-S]

"Sorry not sorry"
WatYaGonnaDoBoutIt
SavedYaLife

 

[Lab_adore]

Wow rawi you are even more my hero now!

 

[Candy]

The fing from the die-ning room is now Up In the Sky! Tis over the Fruntdoor! Uncle Mark Shed Man came today an put it there! Wot is goin on Frends?
Yor Veryvery Puzzled Frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Well GGJ when I get puzzled I lick my boy bits everything goes all fuzzy and I'm not puzzled anymore. Tired but not puzzled.
Iver the zzzz

 

[SwampDonkey]

Sorry GGJ someone's a little over tired.
Rory the slightly embarrassed

 

[Lab_adore]

My Billy Bear is in a bucket an then he won't smell so bewtiful any more

 

[edzbird]

Oh no! I had a 'splosive poo episode AT SCHOOL this evening. It was so embarrassing. Everyone made comments about it smelling. I soon did forget about it though and was star pupil, again.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Noooo! They hung him by the eers

 

[Candy]

Well GGJ when I get puzzled I lick my boy bits everything goes all fuzzy and I'm not puzzled anymore. Tired but not puzzled.
Iver the zzzz

But.....but Iver! I haven't got boy bits to lick.
Still Puzzled
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess Mother ses Fank Dog for that!

 

[Candy]

My Billy Bear is in a bucket an then he won't smell so bewtiful any more

Maxx, yor job now is to lick Billy Bear LotsanLots wiv liberal amounts of luvlee Dogslobber then praps sum rollin on him wen yoo have dun rollin in sumfing that smells Reely Good ( mite I sujest Ded Berd?) Followed by moor lickin and general draggin round the howse. Befor yoo nose it, Billy Bear will smell awl Luvlee agen just like beefor.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

But.....but Iver! I haven't got boy bits to lick.
Still Puzzled
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess Mother ses Fank Dog for that!

Don't say that GGJ you will fall into his wicked trap, cos he will say it's ok GGJ you can lick mine because he's very norty..
Rory with strained look on his face.

 

[kateincornwall]

Hey frens , I herd Mummy sayin sumfink abowt beech tumorow , then she did say Carbon and Anty an she has washed my best towil and Nelly`s towil an fild owr water bottil , I is eggsited an I wil not be abel to sleep I no I wont , Love Roobin xxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Dis is our stuffies? An dis is how we treat them.
Dis one is just an ed and did one as no face.dis is what we do

 

[SwampDonkey]

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