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Biscuit Tin Guardian
Yor paw Mum Toffee! I fort she wos Veryvery nice wen I met her an you an Ripple. I hope she feels awlbetter soon. Yoo must give her lots of snuggles an kisses an keep on bein good, just like Me.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
Location
Norfolk
Fank you GGJ, I is doin my best.
Dad gived me my wolk this afternoons and he said I is a gud boy :inlove: . I likes bein a gud boy and I likes lookin after Mum and givin kisses, tho she put sticky stuffs on her faces called vasileenies and I did wosh it awl off and it wosnt very tasti :shake: .

Toffee - the not norty one
 
Location
Norfolk
Mum said she is feelin bit bettas today :nod: so I hoped we wuld go to the beech but she said she is not up to it. I don no wot not up to it means but I fink it is no :( .

I hope Mum can do wolks this afternoons cos Mums wolks is more excitin. Last weeks I fownd a big funni dogs to play wiv in the woods but Mum said nooooooooo, pparently it wos a calf and we had to go and find the farmer to tell him it wos lost in the woods ( don no how it got lost in the woods tho :shake: )

Toffee - the not norty one
 
too daiye I yam not so gud. I did see anuvva dog hoo I downte liyke an hoo donwnte liyke me. Nor ennee won. So shee woz barki at me from her frunt gardin "WUEFF WUFF WUFF" in not a niysse waiye. An so mum did worlk me passst tellin me "LEEV IT MEG" an I sort of did but I got a bit angree an then ther woz this werk man over the rode an mum did saiye agen "LEEV IT MEG" but I gets to thinkin if I has to LEEV IT MEG it miyte be werth goin for so becuz I woz stil angri I did. I twisted into the rode an mum got so cross she yell "BLUDDY HEL MEG WOT AR YOO DOIN?" and she martched me on an sed "YOO WIL GET US BOTH F**KIN KILLD" as a car drowve past. Nowe I NOWE that is a norty werd. Tut Tut mum. I am nowe a bit sorri so I did rub my hed all over mum's legs as waiye of apolojee.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
 
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