The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

Mum has got an ouchie in her head, she keeps doin the sneese an the coffs. Now she has been in the barfrooms an done coff an coff an coff until her brekkfasts was gone .
Mum said it’s the cold that keeps on givin .

Toffee - the not norty one bein specally gud cos Mum is not well

 

[Candy]

Yor paw Mum Toffee! I fort she wos Veryvery nice wen I met her an you an Ripple. I hope she feels awlbetter soon. Yoo must give her lots of snuggles an kisses an keep on bein good, just like Me.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SteffiS]

Fank you GGJ, I is doin my best.
Dad gived me my wolk this afternoons and he said I is a gud boy . I likes bein a gud boy and I likes lookin after Mum and givin kisses, tho she put sticky stuffs on her faces called vasileenies and I did wosh it awl off and it wosnt very tasti .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[edzbird]

Luv the rabbit hed ...

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Lab_adore]

I hope your paw mum feel betta soon Toffee fren

 

[SteffiS]

Mum said she is feelin bit bettas today so I hoped we wuld go to the beech but she said she is not up to it. I don no wot not up to it means but I fink it is no .

I hope Mum can do wolks this afternoons cos Mums wolks is more excitin. Last weeks I fownd a big funni dogs to play wiv in the woods but Mum said nooooooooo, pparently it wos a calf and we had to go and find the farmer to tell him it wos lost in the woods ( don no how it got lost in the woods tho )

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SwampDonkey]

Sleep well sweet teddy for tomorrow you die! He he he.
Norty Rawi

 

[Candy]

Sumfing has happened to my Slofe. I fink his paw has sumhow dropped off.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Sumfing has happened to my Slofe. I fink his paw has sumhow dropped off.View attachment 36015

Keep at it GGJ you're improving. Head next
I&R

 

[Candy]

Keep at it GGJ you're improving. Head next
I&R

But....but... I reely don't fink twas Me wot did it! I mite have given Slofe a bit of a shake wen a big an barky dog went past our howse, but not enuff to make his paw drop off. Sumwon must have chood it furst.

 

[kateincornwall]

Hey Frens , I herd Mummy say that this day , Carbon is comin for lunsh an then a walk an anty is comin an my ova anty is comin an I feel sik wiv eggsitmant cos it is awsum , love Roobin xxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Today my poos are mostly green

 

[Stacia]

Today my poos are mostly greenView attachment 36101

What have you been doing !

 

[SwampDonkey]

What have you been doing !

Mostly eating green stuff when ging is looking the other way.

 

[edzbird]

I fownde sum "innerds" - all skwishee an smell luvlee. As yoosyoo-ul, mum sed "No Meg, LEEV" an so sadlee, I did leev them, BUT parrantlee I yam a "Gud Gerl" so that's orlrite.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Lab_adore]

There was a ded cocky at the park, mum sed musta been a fox. I wasn aloud near it either Meg Fren

It's too hot an I smell funny cos I had a barf cos I was Ichi

 

[edzbird]

too daiye I yam not so gud. I did see anuvva dog hoo I downte liyke an hoo donwnte liyke me. Nor ennee won. So shee woz barki at me from her frunt gardin "WUEFF WUFF WUFF" in not a niysse waiye. An so mum did worlk me passst tellin me "LEEV IT MEG" an I sort of did but I got a bit angree an then ther woz this werk man over the rode an mum did saiye agen "LEEV IT MEG" but I gets to thinkin if I has to LEEV IT MEG it miyte be werth goin for so becuz I woz stil angri I did. I twisted into the rode an mum got so cross she yell "BLUDDY HEL MEG WOT AR YOO DOIN?" and she martched me on an sed "YOO WIL GET US BOTH F**KIN KILLD" as a car drowve past. Nowe I NOWE that is a norty werd. Tut Tut mum. I am nowe a bit sorri so I did rub my hed all over mum's legs as waiye of apolojee.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[kateincornwall]

I did go to the V.E.T this mornin cos I had a pratshon on Mundaay an so I had a chek up an they sed I was a good gerl an it all luked good an now I can hav biskits agin , Nelly xxx

 

[SteffiS]

My Mum noes that werd to Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie) . Sumtimes she says it wen Dad has taked me for a wolk and I do a reeally messy poos 'WOT THE F..K HAVE YOU BEEN EETIN NOW RIPPLE' .

 

[edzbird]

now I can hav biskits agin

The best, Nelly!

- Coco