The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Here's a prank you can try. Get up in the night and act like you NEED to go out, like NOW. When the person lets you out, go and hide behind the tree. Do not do anything else. Well OK, you can sniff an stuff. Then eventually, person gets exasperated and shouts in a hushed yell "Coco, for goodness sake! Will you get in!" and they throw a tasty biscuit for you to snaffle on your way back in to bed. I didn't even have a wee or a poo! So funny.

- Coco
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Here's a prank you can try. Get up in the night and act like you NEED to go out, like NOW. When the person lets you out, go and hide behind the tree. Do not do anything else. Well OK, you can sniff an stuff. Then eventually, person gets exasperated and shouts in a hushed yell "Coco, for goodness sake! Will you get in!" and they throw a tasty biscuit for you to snaffle on your way back in to bed. I didn't even have a wee or a poo! So funny.

- Coco
Coco, I fink yoo is my Hero.....SO clevva!:hearteyesdog:
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
 
mum saiyse I woz the best Dog at skuulle yistdaiye. I nevver did bark at enne wun AN I did orl my exert siyzes the best of orl, eevun betta than Coco.
My ownlee bad woz wen andee (I LUVV ANDEE SO MUCH) did distrakt me to stand up wen I wuz suppowsed to be liyin downe and sowe I did stand up (cuz I luvv him AND he did hav an emptee poo bag an I thort it miyte be summthin niyce). But mum sed it woz a Veri Difficlt Task that wonn an no wonn elss cud do it eether, eevun Mr Perfekt Coco. I got pizza an turkee an duk things.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
 
mum saiyse I woz the best Dog at skuulle yistdaiye. I nevver did bark at enne wun AN I did orl my exert siyzes the best of orl, eevun betta than Coco.
My ownlee bad woz wen andee (I LUVV ANDEE SO MUCH) did distrakt me to stand up wen I wuz suppowsed to be liyin downe and sowe I did stand up (cuz I luvv him AND he did hav an emptee poo bag an I thort it miyte be summthin niyce). But mum sed it woz a Veri Difficlt Task that wonn an no wonn elss cud do it eether, eevun Mr Perfekt Coco. I got pizza an turkee an duk things.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
Definitely the first Best Collie Rourke says :D
 
mum saiyse I woz the best Dog at skuulle yistdaiye. I nevver did bark at enne wun AN I did orl my exert siyzes the best of orl, eevun betta than Coco.
My ownlee bad woz wen andee (I LUVV ANDEE SO MUCH) did distrakt me to stand up wen I wuz suppowsed to be liyin downe and sowe I did stand up (cuz I luvv him AND he did hav an emptee poo bag an I thort it miyte be summthin niyce). But mum sed it woz a Veri Difficlt Task that wonn an no wonn elss cud do it eether, eevun Mr Perfekt Coco. I got pizza an turkee an duk things.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
We think you are a super Star Meg.
R&I
 
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