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I loves my lambie too! Lookie here I munched him so hard my pig-snout got wonked I will practice sploding him until I get a chance to splode a real life one :nod: I love you all lots but not as much as my lambie. Love, the Pig x

They are perfect! She is Willowy by name Willowy by nature it seems, had her measured the other day and she is past the 100th percentile for length so the larger size is perfect :)

I got a very exciting package in the post today! Oh what lovely prezzies, it brought a tear to my eye. OH announced that they were all better presents than he has ever bought me ever 😂 the card was beautiful, and I loved the Labrador Friends wine :) photos of the Pig with her very own lambie and...

The Pig sniffed the fur very carefully then tried to eat the card so I think she was pleased by it 😊

The postman arriving this morning made me smile because he brought a card for the Pig from PONGO 😃 to welcome the Pig to Wayulz! It was the most delightful card @Rosie, your boy is very talented and has quite good handwriting considering his big paws. The Pongo-hair was the icing on the cake and...

GoodGirlJoy! I also has a scary stone owl in my garden. It was here when we moved in so I think it is angry that we came. When I first saw it I stuck up all my hair to look like a Big Pig and growled my best pig-growl. I growled at it for 5 minutes, so Pig-mummy and two-leggy-willow had to wait...

Hello doggos, it’s me, the Pig! Well there have been very strange goings-on I must say. I got taken away from Barkshire without even having a chance to say goodbye to any calf poo or anything. And now we are in Wails and it’s sometimes quite good but mostly rubbish. One good thing I discovered...

What what what is a bee-hound kipper-pup? I would make an excellent Bee-hound I think apart from the fact I don’t know what one is and I am scared of bees.

What, my beautiful pig snout?? My fine noble velvety kibble-snorkel??? Stung and swollen?! Oh no that will not do at all. I will have to snap at those bees twice as fast, they can’t be left to sting unsuspecting doggos. Although I actually like the bum-lady, she gives me gravy bones and tells me...

I am tired today, because I spent most of my day yesterday at my Bee Bush. In case you other doggos don’t know what a Bee Bush is, it is a bush what is full of bees. They buzz around and I have to stand next to it snapping at them. Sometimes I catch one and pig-mummy shrieks and says...

I met a horrible terrifying creature the other day. She was called Seren and she had sharp teefs and wouldn’t stay still and kept lunging at me. Pigs do not like Seren-monsters :shake: The only thing for a brave and noble Pig to do when faced with such a creature is to hide behind the sofa until...

Ok honeybee and ‘nillapod I was mistaken, it sounds like your country has an excellent array of poo options for a healthy diet. I will try to post myself to you again. I think the problem is I can’t fold myself small enough to fit in the post box because I am too full of poo. It might be ironic...

Honey-bee you are a kibble-brain. That there is only FOUR poos. Who has ever heard the saying “4 poos a day keeps the bum-man away?”. No-one, that’s who. You will have to find one more kind of poo otherwise it will be no good and you will be at the bum-man all the time. Surely that upside down...

Sneak and Weasel Meggles, Sneak and Weasel. In that order. Your problem was probably that you weaseled then sneaked, which obviously wouldn’t work. Try again but harder. Love, the Pig x

Honey, to stay fit and healthy you need to eat at least 5 different poos a day. 5 a day keeps the bum-man away. I recommend cow, bunny, deer, sheep and Ors. Also lick the bin as often as possible to keep your coat glossy and your snout velvety. It is important to look after yourself. You’re...

I am a Very Clever Pig. I only have two beds so I needed a third. Lookie here at this excellent bed I made out of two-leggy Willow’s playmat. Pig-mummy said I was mean and PoorPoorWillowPup having to lie on the floor. Meh, she should make her own bed if she wants one so much. She already has all...

If bald patches make us look tough then I am a Very Tough and Excellent Pig as my whole tum-tum is bald and it didn’t even need shaving. It does mean I can’t lie on cold floors though and so have to lie on two- leggy Willow’s squishy mat. Pig-mummy tells me off and says OhNoItsAllHairyNow but...

The puppy is home! She is called Seren (welsh for star). She was almost called Amber, I think now it is her middle name :) here she is in puppy prison (apparently v happy in crate already, and going outside for most wees and poos)

The Pig has exactly the same Jen and I was about to post something on here on the same lines. She is looking really sparse on her underside, which is normally quite patchy but this year is properly bald - and she has bare patches round where her collar is (which is always quite loose) and chest...