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Hmm Stanlee you sound like you are good at Antix. I’ll have to try the slippers-in-the-pond trick. It might be difficult as we don’t have a pond but Pigs don’t get deterred by such technicalities.

I didn’t get nuffin for Christmas. Woe is the Pig. Pig-mummy says there might be something in the post but I don’t believe her because she is mean and she sent me away to grampa and noonoo’s house for Christmas. She said I couldn’t go with them because they were going somewhere with too many...

Yep we are just about to exchange contracts this week! We are on the north coast though, near Conwy, although the view is very similar! Beautiful up there :) you’ll have a lovely time @Natalie (if you remember the waterproofs :) )

Meh, well there are pigs and there are Pigs. I am one of the latter and they are the best sort. The others are muddy kibble brains.

Bleurgh. Pigs don’t like mud. I have to tippytoe round muddy puddles, don’t want to get my bald puppy-boobies grubby :shake:

I’m curious what was @Beanwood ’s clever clue? :geek:

I nommed a bit of Red Kite that was sploded in the field. I don’t know who sploded it but I was glad they did, I have never nommed Red Kite before and I was very pleased with it and kept some feathers poking out my mouth for later. Pig-mummy went :eek: and I went :LOL:. Love the Pig x

Oh I am guilty of this with the car :( after spending best part of a year trying to desensitise her to it without luring, giving her choices etc and not getting anywhere, it got to the stage where we just needed to get her in the car! But I think part of the problem was that we have a communal...

Oh good. I must say there was nothing in the Pig’s behaviour that made me worry when she was doing that. Gosh, two-leggy Willow must still smell quite fascinating to her - which is interesting as she has already been around for 12 weeks now and is genetically a mixture of two people who the pig...

The Pig is getting on absolutely fine with two-leggy Willow. After initial overexcitement and a bit of nervousness with her noises, she now ignores her the majority of the time and occasionally wags her tail at her and gives her a passing lick. I never leave them together unattended though, even...

Haha you are then my first follower 😂 I only put things on there to share with the Labrador forum :)

Here is a little video of the Pig retrieving a dummy. It’s a bit boring but I was proud of it as she did not see me drop the dummy and so was being sent out blind and still went out quite keenly. Admittedly I have made it a little easier by sending her down a path but she usually runs relatively...

Can they meet in the middle under your chinny chin chin? Mine can, it is one of my many pig-skills.

I don’t know what chippies is either. My diet goes kibblekibblekibblekibble SARDINES kibblekibblekibble POOOOO kibblekibblekibblekibble CHICKIE kibblekibble POOOOO kibblekibble STOLEN CHERREETOMATEES. It’s a good diet it keeps my snout glossy and my ears flappy.

I had a messy tummy last night. I think it was because I didn’t eat enough rabbit poo yesterday. Anyway it is not polite to have a messy tummy in the garden so I told Pig-Daddy that I had to go to the field down the road instead. Pig-daddy said ‘Pig it’s 3:30 in the morning, you will go in the...

Stanleee you look like me except you have a furry tumtum. Mine is all chillly and bald. How can I get a furry tumtum like yours?

You should have licked him Red, they are tasty and quite sticky especially their feet :nod: my one lies in a chair and shouts at her toucan so I sneak a lick. If she has sockies on I carefully steal them first and put them in my nest for later nibbling. Then I can lick her feets. Pig-mummy has...

A bit less exciting than that advent calendar but last year my mum bought the Pig a Lily’s Kitchen advent calendar and it was lovely :) on Christmas Eve the Pig got a ‘bedtime biscuit’ with yoghurt, honey and camomile in it to sooth her excitement before Christmas Day (ridiculous but cute)

I don’t let people know I am out and about...I am a stealth Pig, sneaking and weaselling. Mostly sneaking up to cowpats.

Boys are stoopid with all their peeing willy nilly. Pigs only pee three times a day on only the most carefully selected ground and that is much better. Pigs don’t do anything willy nilly on account of not having a willy. At my gunpig class I found a dummy that all the kibble-brained boys...