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Meh, I do that with socks and shoes and tea towels and oven gloves and cherree tomatoes and twigs when I am bored to get treats. I hunt about for things to bring pig-mummy so I can get treats and have them back. Pig mummy says she is regretting this now and she has trained a thief. But pidgeys...

Oh little Pepper, you have much to learn. Don’t take ded things to mum never ever :shake: because they only take it off you. You should sneak and weasel off into the long grass and then you can shake the pidgey and pluck him and snuzzle his feathers and scrunch and munch him until his head falls...

‘Parently that bald pig-puppy is pretty much baked now and ready to come out although she will hopefully wait another two weeks. She lives in pig-mummy’s bump at the moment. I like pressing my face into the puppee-bump whilst pig-mummy strokes my ears except that puppee kicked me in the snout...

That is fantastic! After almost three years with the Pig we are still nowhere near achieving that with the dreaded muntjac! Well done you and Charlie :tail:

Oh no Nelly your mum is growing a sea monster! :eek: I wondered where they came from and now we know. You’d better try to eat all the fishy pellets before she gets that sea monster any bigger. It probably doesn’t need to get much bigger before it can swallow you whole Nelly. Although I hear that...

Nelly don’t pretend to be scared of silly feather-brained pellycans, we all know you are a big brave hedgehoggle hunter and wear pointer pants even though you are smol. You’d have that pellycan for brekkie.

Hmm that pellycan looks almost as good as a phessie, did you chase him? I would chase chase hunt hunt hunt that yummy fatty pellycan!

The pig cleans her puppy boobies every evening before she falls asleep, but doesn’t normally clean much else. I only bath her after a particularly dreadful rolling session. I don’t think she smells but may well be nose blind! But I can tell what garden mischief she has been in by the smell of...

I’m getting a puppee soon but pig-mummy says it will be one of them bald hooman ones that shouts a lot and won’t do anything for months and months. Not sure if it will need a tiny harness yet. Probably, to stop it chasin’ munties and things when it gets big.

Haha also have doggone. Also completely waterproof (well if you don’t try to pour water in the opening at the top). Obviously the official forum treat bag!

I find that most animules are rather grumpy once they have got Pigged. But it can’t be helped :giggle:

Hmmm gote poo you say? I have never seen a gote but I will endeavour to sample their poo at my earliest convenience.

Wow I’d like some welsh friends like yours. Do they like being slapped with big puppy paws? I hope so as that is how Pigs play best. We are going to be even more norf than barmuff, on the very top bit of wayuls but they have sea there too. Hopefully no sea monsters but I will check carefully...

Hmm I may have to rearrange my poo hierarchy :unsure: currently it is calf poo at the top but bunny poo is a reliable snack at any time of day. I forgotted what sheep poo tastes like. I am doubly excited now :poop:

hehehe if you are a right-way-up doggo a thong is what lady hoomans wear on their bums hehehe but I don’t think your hooman would have chosen you so quick if you had chewed her bum :eek:

I’m moving to Norf Wayuls! Pig-mummy did an interview and gotted a new job despite being really fat because she ate a baby hooman. But we won’t go until the winter after the baby hooman appears apparently. I am excited because wayuls has sheeps, in my experience. Pig-mummy says no chasin’...

I had a busy day yesterday collecting things. Here is me with my collecshun. I spent all afternoon doing it and by the end it had 5 really good sticks, one flip flop and my squeaky frog in it. Except I accidentally bited all the sticks but that meant that there were loads more little sticks in...

I am on my hollydays in Cornwool. I have a big garden which is great and there is cat poo at one end which is really great. I’ve been swimming in the sea and there wasn’t even any sea monsters and I tried to eat a whelk but it was stuck to a rock. Pig mummy had to go away for two days to wayulls...

I am bald on my tummy too but I am always bald on my tummy. Pigs don’t have fluffy tummies as a rule. That would get in the way of sneaking and weasling. But the downside is Pig-mummy tries to make me wear a jumper in winter. Hopefully yours will get fluffy again so that you don’t have to wear a...

This sounds like good Pig behaviour little Nelly. Maybe you can have honorary pointer pants. Really smol ones, mind.