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  1. Lara_Pigletina

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    There’s your problem. You should have thrown him your balls 679 times. Persistence is rewarded in my experience. Love, the Wise Pig x
  2. Lara_Pigletina

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    But I don’t know who the mask is of. It is a yellow doggy with a long snout so not me because I am black. Who are the duckies pretending to be??
  3. Lara_Pigletina

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    Did you know duckies wear doggo masks?
  4. Lara_Pigletina

    Happy Birthday to the Pig

    haha I am sure the Pig would greatly appreciate a birthday crab, thanks Ripple!
  5. Lara_Pigletina

    Happy Birthday to the Pig

    She was actually a rehoming rather than a rescue - so we saw her in her previous home. They were a quite nice family but were just completely in over their head with her, they had small children and they kept her shut in her crate for the whole school day by herself and then they didn’t want to...
  6. Lara_Pigletina

    Happy Birthday to the Pig

    I will, I think I will have OH on standby tomorrow in case I am too hot and want to leave early! Or I will get in the lake with the Pig!
  7. Lara_Pigletina

    Happy Birthday to the Pig

    We didn’t get any unfortunately, OH had the camera but was watching the football on his phone sulking because I had made him come for Piggy’s birthday walk :mad: but she is going to have a birthday weekend so I’ll get some soon! We have our last gun-pig lesson tomorrow before I am too fat to do...
  8. Lara_Pigletina

    Happy Birthday to the Pig

    Yep we have revised our estimate to 6 now...we’ll see...
  9. Lara_Pigletina

    Happy Birthday to the Pig

    8 weeks if she waits until fully baked! :eek:
  10. Lara_Pigletina

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    Well either that or my ears got stuck inside out when I was crawling under the sofa for my Kong. But I think I fell off the world.
  11. Lara_Pigletina

    Happy Birthday to the Pig

    She was three yesterday! She had a peanut butter Kong and her daddy gave her a birthday egg with her breakfast. We took her to play swimmy fetch in the evening as a treat. She was funny, she could tell it was her special day and got way too excited after coming back from swimming and was up...
  12. Lara_Pigletina

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    That’s not true, I fell off once.
  13. Lara_Pigletina

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    Munties in your garden you say...? Interesting. On an unrelated matter, what is your address? Love Indie Pindie oops I mean The Pig x
  14. Lara_Pigletina

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    Not if I eat them first :giggle:
  15. Lara_Pigletina

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    Uh oh apparently I made pig-mummy reach the End of her Tether. Not sure why that is a bad thing, I reach the end of my tether all the time if I smell a phessie or a cat runs past or something and I am attached to pig mummy with a string. But for hoomans this is a Bad Thing. First it was caused...
  16. Lara_Pigletina

    Bringing me things

    Last time the Pig was at my mum’s, she brought me an empty jar of sundried tomatoes and a whole hanging basket!
  17. Lara_Pigletina

    Bringing me things

    Haha I can imagine her face, “look mum I am a Good Dog, not like those Bad Norty Cats!”
  18. Lara_Pigletina

    Bringing me things

    I am so glad that I have trained the Pig to give me things for a kibble. I was thinking it was counterproductive because she was sometimes hunting around for things to bring me which was annoying when you’ve been handed your flip flops, an oven glove and a gardening glove whilst trying to watch...
  19. Lara_Pigletina

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    I know. They are kibble-brains.
  20. Lara_Pigletina

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    Uh oh apparently I have been a Bad Pig. So normally I can wurgle and weasel my head through the pig-proof fence to eat strawberries in the fruit patch. Well today I did a super-wurgle and wurgled my whole body into the fruit patch! So there I was picking raspberries and strawberries and black...
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