The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[MrChew]

My hoomans worked out why I vomited. Today I pooped out a small piece of rope that I must've accidentally eated. I tried to poo outside, but it ended up in the floor inside. I wuz a bit sad, but mum and dad sed it was okay and just an accident, but not to eat any more rope.

They only let me have rope toys soopervized so they don't know where it came from.

I feel much better now. I hope your owwie feels better Hunta.

 

[SwampDonkey]

My poops are a bit squishy today Chewie cos I ate another football on Thursday. Gings says I must stop but I like em so much I swallow when I should spit.
Oh and my poop is black and yellow too

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy is not best pleesed wiv me, she says I am discustin cos a big huge bird caled a buzered droped a wabbit and I ate it, all of it all the fur and stuff, Mummy says I am not getin any tee , Roobin x

 

[Jen]

No no no Roobin.

Repeat after me - wabbits are fwends not food!

Stanley

 

[kateincornwall]

No no no Roobin.

Repeat after me - wabbits are fwends not food!

Stanley

It was ded Stanley , I wudnot kill a fing but as it was ded I fort it was a shaim not to eet it xx

 

[edzbird]

Hunter, take many bed snoozles until you lose the pink elephants.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Mummy is not best pleesed wiv me, she says I am discustin cos a big huge bird caled a buzered droped a wabbit and I ate it, all of it all the fur and stuff, Mummy says I am not getin any tee , Roobin x

Well played sir!

 

[edzbird]

Mummy is not best pleesed wiv me, she says I am discustin cos a big huge bird caled a buzered droped a wabbit and I ate it, all of it all the fur and stuff, Mummy says I am not getin any tee , Roobin x

Oh wow! Respect Rooby-doo. I did get to snaffle a LARGE sossij of cat poo this morning....I smelled it on the other side of the railway line when we went through the gate & when dad did release me I ran over and scoffed it and dad did shout an go a funny purple colour an then he wouldn't take the ball off me.

- Coco

 

[Loraseal]

Look what they did!
I is still ouchie all over an parently I lik too much! Mama is so not gettin cuddles today!

 

[Jen]

Awww you looks so sad

 

[Jacqui-S]

Aw no Hunta.......sendin u sum vir tu al huggies and lix
Lilly x

 

[edzbird]

Hunter! Soz mate.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Hunta matey get some zzzzz hopefully you will feel a bit better soon. XXX

 

[SwampDonkey]

Az any of you talked to that new little pup yet?

 

[edzbird]

Don't think she's found the tap-tap-tappy thing yet.....

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Probably busy wrapping them round her paw it takes work.

 

[Atemas]

I has been poorly. My bottom has been xplodin. I cried in the night and Mumsie came and let me out. I has been azleep all day apart from goin and starin at Mumsie who let me out in the garden to xplode. Feeling a bit better now but need to more

Red

 

[SwampDonkey]

Gings has been like that today Red shes super sleepy too.

 

[Candy]

Az any of you talked to that new little pup yet?

I fink Senor Carbon has, but in the fur, not on the tappy fing.I no-tiss these fings cos I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

Howz yur mum GGJ? Herd she fell ova
Lilly x