The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

She did strange sudden lyin down! On her front, not on her back like wen she did playin wiv me wen I was allsmall. She went away and came back wiv a big fing stuck to her front leg an paw! She dus not take me for walks I go wiv Uncle Guy an Aunty Jenny. We are stayin in the house wiv no upstairs.It has got cats for me to chase an a gardin for me to play in. Mother is snoozin lots. I snooze wiv her becos I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

Poor Mum.....lotz of luv fur her I fink. And GIN parentlee
Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Mother ses she will stick wiv the cashunal glars of whine for now, fank yoo very much.

 

[Candy]

Oh, an sumtimes a beer in the gardin.

 

[Candy]

Oh, an gin in froot salad if Uncle Guy puts it there cos it wood be rood not to.

 

[Atemas]

Gings has been like that today Red shes super sleepy too.

I feels a lot better today Rory and didn’t get Mumsie up in the night. I hope Ging is better too.

Red

 

[Granca]

Xploding bottoms aren’t very nice, Red, so don’t go eating anything you shouldn’t. Glad you’re feeling better.

Wispa

 

[Loraseal]

Red hope your bottom is better and Rory hope your Ging is better too. Maybe your Ging ate sum bad tastin rope or sumfing? I still is hurty and got no sleep due to stoopid fing I ave to wear. I got it off though and mama was not happy so I let her ave 1 cuddle today. That is it mind you...sleepy still zzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Atemas]

so don’t go eating anything you shouldn’t

Wispa, I will let you in on a cecret - I went in the keechen at daycare and ate a load of kibble. It wasn’t mine. Mumsie was not a happy hooman when she waz told. She knew I’d have an xplodin bottom and she wuz right

Hunter, I hopes you get better quik - all the Labydores need to be well

Red

 

[Lab_adore]

I hope all my hurty frens are better soon

The hots gone an now it's cold. I got a nice warm doona to go under my brown furry blanky an I'm allowed in the couch wif mum and dad after dinna. It's so good

 

[SteffiS]

It has got cats for me to chase

We're not loud to chase our cats, but wen we had hooman sisters burfday I did escapin and chased the cat roun and roun the gardin, and cross our field and down in the lade . I got all wetted, but I comed bak on the wistle and everybodies laffed. The cat came bak too but she wosn’t all wetted cos she’d been up the tree .

Toffee - the (mostly) not norty one

 

[HAH]

I chaseded a kat in my gardin! I sawit wen I wus inside, an I sed ‘plees canI?’ An Curly sed oooohCAT! An we both went rushin an she clapped her paws an I chaseded an the kat wen FLYin an hissin into the hedg then Curly sed woopsbadhabeet Kipper which I diden unnerstan but I did my best prancin to show how cleva Iyam.
*Kipper*

 

[Jacqui-S]

I am a hexpert kat chaser.
My dad tawt me.
If he sayz waz that a puzzy kat? And I'm kwik as litening!
ZOOM!
Lilly x

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh an it's past my dinna time an it's dark an mums STILL not home

 

[Rosie]

I Do Not Like CAT.

I love everyone and everything except CAT. Becoz CAT scratched me on my NOSE. Just because I was sniffsniffsniffing around in the bushes in thenayburzgarden where she had her nest with babycats in it. And she went hisshisshiss and scratched me and I ranranran away and she chased me.
And mum says I shouldn't tell you that becoz you'll laff at me for being chased by CAT but it HURTHURTHURT and I was only saying hello, and she shouldn't make a nest in my bushes if she doesn't want me to say hello.

So I Do Not Like Cat.

BigbravePongo.

 

[snowbunny]

Mum mayde treets this wikkend. They are sammun an chikkin treets and tayste SO good that I have to cum runnin an droolin when I hear the ZAP of the flyemasheen becuz it meens tasty TREETS for Willow.
She mayde a massiv hooj bag of them but then she put the massiv bag in the frizzer and only left out a few, nowhere near enuf to fill my tummilies.

Duz anyone no how to open frizzer?

Willow

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin to the bum lady , I got too masif fings called tablits to eet , they was yummy . Mummy sed it cos of the wabit I ate, cos they has werms and I mite get werms from eatin it , Roobin x

 

[edzbird]

Parrantly it is my Burfday today an I am five. Five what? I don't know. But anyway, me n Meg(an) Sparkle did get a nice tasty, crispy duck's foot so that was nice. Dad did come home at lunch time an he gave use some of his chips (but then he often does an he says "don't tell mum Coco", but today she was here an she did see but she only said "hey, where's mine?" so that was OK I think).

- Coco

 

[Loraseal]

Coco Happy Bufday! Does that mean you is now proper grown up an wise?
Hunter

 

[edzbird]

I don't think so Hunter. Dad says I'm still a puppy.

- Coco