The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Happy burfday Coco mate. What's a duck and why did you eet it's foot?

I've called a fambly meetin' to discuss the ongoing problem of mums wurkin' hours. She gets home too late to play with me much . She sed it's temp rary whatever that means

 

[MrChew]

Happy burfday Coco mate. What's a duck and why did you eet it's foot?

I've called a fambly meetin' to discuss the ongoing problem of mums wurkin' hours. She gets home too late to play with me much . She sed it's temp rary whatever that means

Temporary meenz that one day she won't do it any more. My mum had temprary horrible long werk for a while but now it is much beta. But it only happened when her belly got all big. I dunno wyt that meens but I like leenin on her belly. Sumfin is moving in there! Maybe she has werms?

 

[Lab_adore]

Oooh thanks Chewie, that 'couraging

I think, from lissening to Stanners and the Pig that your gonna have a bald puppy sista or brutha soon

 

[MrChew]

Oooh thanks Chewie, that 'couraging

I think, from lissening to Stanners and the Pig that your gonna have a bald puppy sista or brutha soon

Wowee! I luv bald puppees!

 

[Jen]

Wowee! I luv bald puppees!

They’re not much fun Chewie!

They steal your mummy and mine isn’t even sick very much for me to eat.

Mummy says he’ll be much more fun for me when he’s bigger, I hope so. Ella’s mini human looks fun fun fun!

Stanley

 

[Emily]

Sorry Stanley, yours should really be giving you plenty of sick to eat by now. Maybe your mum needs to swop him?

Chewie, mini hoomans are a bit noying but I do like mine. They give you lots of snacks and when they get bit bigger like mine, they play with you too.

He still takes some of my mummy cuddle time though and I do have to share some walks with him so bit noyying.

 

[Natalie]

Pig, i think i found a hoppy thing that makes you go all drooly. I escorted him out of the garden by staring at him a lot then running away when he moved. I will come and move all your hoppy things for you.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I saw an orse! I saw an orse! It was massive. I barked all ggrrwoofygrrr at it. It ignored me

 

[Rosie]

OMG Carbon came and played with me yesterday! He is so fast and so much fun and he BOUNCES but I can jump up on my walls better than him and I showed him how to get fooooooood from my hoomans and then we lay down in the shade together cos it was hot and then we ranranran again and I love Carbon.
Emilywhosmellsoflovelydogs was here too but now she is called Carbonslady and I love her too.
I sort of hope today is a quiet day because I'm a bit tired now.
Hasta luego, mi amigo...

 

[Rosie]

I saw an orse! I saw an orse! It was massive. I barked all ggrrwoofygrrr at it. It ignored me

I like orses but they are a bit boring. But sometimes they have hoomans sat on top of them and then they are interesting.

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Pig, i think i found a hoppy thing that makes you go all drooly. I escorted him out of the garden by staring at him a lot then running away when he moved. I will come and move all your hoppy things for you. View attachment 7563View attachment 7564

Be careful! DO NOT LICK THE TODE!

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

OMG Carbon came and played with me yesterday! He is so fast and so much fun and he BOUNCES but I can jump up on my walls better than him and I showed him how to get fooooooood from my hoomans and then we lay down in the shade together cos it was hot and then we ranranran again and I love Carbon.
Emilywhosmellsoflovelydogs was here too but now she is called Carbonslady and I love her too.
I sort of hope today is a quiet day because I'm a bit tired now.
Hasta luego, mi amigo...

Carbon is in Wayulz?? He should come and visit the Pig! I have a very big beach and a free cottage for CarbonLady that doesn’t mind dog hair in it

 

[Candy]

I am still here at the house wiv no upstairs! Yesterday I went in the pond but it is no good for swimmy fetch. Mother dus not take me for walks now she has the big fing on her front leg an paw but she dus play wiv me in the gardin an so dus Uncle Guy an Aunty Jenny. Mother keeps making that funny noys called singin and goin Little Joy never wons gave it away evrybody had to play an play. S'only rite. I am lookin after my Mother an I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[kateincornwall]

I am in truble agin , oni tryin to halp but no , Mummy sed it was norty wat I done . You no ower big pond well it has these flowty fings with grate big leeves on and sumtimes a flower pops up , well I puled on one and got it owt of the pond in a baskit fing . I was avin grand fun flingin it abowt in the gardin while Mummy was bisy tryin to fix her fing caled kindal . Then she came owt and saw me , she put the flowty fing bac in the pond and sed it was norty to take it owt , spoyal sport , Roobin x

 

[Jacqui-S]

Hey Roobin!
Fink they are cawled LILLYs!

Lilly x

 

[Emily]

Mummy opened the bag of chips.... I'm tryin my best to show how hungry I am...

 

[Rosie]

I am in truble agin , oni tryin to halp but no , Mummy sed it was norty wat I done . You no ower big pond well it has these flowty fings with grate big leeves on and sumtimes a flower pops up , well I puled on one and got it owt of the pond in a baskit fing . I was avin grand fun flingin it abowt in the gardin while Mummy was bisy tryin to fix her fing caled kindal . Then she came owt and saw me , she put the flowty fing bac in the pond and sed it was norty to take it owt , spoyal sport , Roobin x

Roobin, I help my mum with pond things too, here is me helping her when I was just little and the she hadn't got the pond thing right, well I worked really hard and got it much much much better. Hoomans don't appreciate us sometimes.
Dropbox - VIDEO0014_01.mp4 - Simplify your life

Pongo the Garden Desiner

 

[kateincornwall]

Pongo , yu is my hero , wunderful werk , Roobin x

 

[Rosie]

Thank you Roobin. In fact I think I'd better go and help mum now, she is getting her garden stuff on and saying sumfing about "delikatlittelbeddinplants". That sounds like a job for me.

 

[Jen]

I’m dead good gardner!

Stanley