The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

Ella yoo luk starvin I wud jus grab em an biyte them an then the be eeten

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Candy]

This haz come to the house wiv no upstairs. Fink Mother mite be sending me away!

 

[SteffiS]

This haz come to the house wiv no upstairs. Fink Mother mite be sending me away!View attachment 7579

Noooo! She luvs you tooo mutch. If it said 'send Ripple' then my Mum would jump at the chance I rekon .

Ripple

 

[Lab_adore]

We're havin' a barbie! There's stake and sossig and chikkin!

I went to skool today and it was fun. Me an little Toby had a big play but the Toby went to somethin' called 'grading' and went to another part of the big park Dad sed it will be a long long time before I can do gradin'. Dunno why

 

[Candy]

Woz a fing in the gardin last nite. Round wiv spikes. I sneakily weakily storked it an then I did a big bark an bravely jumped over it an then I bravely ran roundandround it and evrywon larft an Aunty Jenny put gluvs on an put it sumwhere doeno where. Gon now. Sore it off. GoodGirlJoy!

 

[MrChew]

Mum sez I have kennel coff. It is not very nice, especially at nite. I am awake all the time coffing and tryin' to sneak on mum and dads bed for a cuddle. They took me to see the vet lady. She wuz wearing a scary suit and I hid behind mum. Mum sed I was very brave and next time we go to the vet she will bring more treetz!

One good fing bout kennel coff iz you get hunny on a spoon. It was so 'mazing. And sumtimes mum feels sorry for you and let's you on her bed even when it's dark and the birds havent started singin.

 

[Rosie]

you get hunny on a spoon

I remember! I remember! I remember!
Pongo
<drool>

 

[snowbunny]

We got red stuff. It wuz cold. I wuznt shoor at furst and I did spit it out on the floor and poke it wiv my noze but then I rememberd I'm a Labbydor so I did etted it an it wuz nice so I did ask for moor.
Mum said it's called wartermelun and it's bin in the frizzer to mayke it hard an cold.

I like hard an cold wartermelun.

Shadow

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Woz a fing in the gardin last nite. Round wiv spikes. I sneakily weakily storked it an then I did a big bark an bravely jumped over it an then I bravely ran roundandround it and evrywon larft an Aunty Jenny put gluvs on an put it sumwhere doeno where. Gon now. Sore it off. GoodGirlJoy!

You should have licked it.

 

[Candy]

No Pig! Woz spikey! Danejerous for dog tungs I fink!

 

[edzbird]

you shud av biyte it an shuk it abouwt that's wot I wud av dunned.

Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[SwampDonkey]

Today I had eggs Benny dicked and mint choc chip ice cream. I was s very good boy

 

[Natalie]

Ooooh Rory, was Benny ok about that?
Are you on your hollydays? We are on hollydays in 6 sleeps.

 

[edzbird]

Huff huff huff...just had an extended game of chasey-bitey-jumpy with my Sparkley girl up and down the living room - I'm fair pooped! Short rest....and back for round 2.......

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I am on my olidays. Bet you can't guess where I am.

 

[kateincornwall]

Wowy , I fink you are at skotland , wach owt for them haggis fings, they bite , Roobin x

 

[Candy]

Wherever you is, Rory, you is SOOO handsome!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[HAH]

Rory you is a very nobel gentulman. And I luff your bowtye.
*Kipper*

 

[SteffiS]

Guessed who I played wiv today . And guessed who reeellly luvs Ripple .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[chrisc831]

Oh Rory you is so ansome, I only hope I’ll be as swarv and sfistikated when I’m you’re age. I do so wonts a bo tie.