The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

We ran into alien vet doktor Joolian on our walk this mornin' and Dad sed that he is takin' me to see him today becoz my ichi tummy isn't gettin' betta. Doktor Joolian sed to meet in the car park due to cohvid but then changed his mind an sed to take me to the front dore becoz I'm boyzsterus. Mum put her hed in her paws and sed 'oh the shame'. Dunno wat she meenz?

Chewie, if hoomans gonna skweek and wave their arms around there's only wun thing to do. Face kissez

 

[Candy]

Mum sez she is going to change my name with the kennel club to "Phenwick Royal Disgrace." Then you will all have to call me that. So meen.

Just cos I jumped on dazys mum agen an agen. She wuz wavin her arms around an Haz a skweeky voice so I thort she wuz playing.

Mum also sed she understands that I haven't had much attenshun an I have been worried bout Rowan so maybe she wuz joking about the name fing.

I fink yoo look after yor Personpuppy Veryvery well Chewie. Yoo ar a Veryvery good dog wot has been wurreed an had an upset. That is awl. Soon it will all be Happyhappy agen. Don't wurry.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.

 

[MrChew]

Chewie, if hoomans gonna skweek and wave their arms around there's only wun thing to do. Face kissez

I no rite? Wat do they spect.

 

[Candy]

I no rite? Wat do they spect.

Zackly!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

My willy has neva had so much attention. Mum and Dad been inspecting it every day and now bum man alien vet had a good look and prod today. I oh-blijed by lifting my leg so he could get a betta look. Anywaze, I got oint-ment and white tab-lets called 'aunty biotics' to make my ichies all betta.

My best hooman fren caraline made a big fuss and gave me lotsa treets at the vets.

Then as we were comin' out we ran into fren Ollie the black labbydore and we had a big play on the grass. He is only 16 munths old and Dad sed he needs to go ona die-hit BIG time. I yam fortytwo keelos an vet man sed this is ok but Mum sed no, need to be thirtysumthing so more die-hits for me too. Meen mum

 

[VanillaBean]

Hope you did not get to excited Maxx with all that attention....

We always get loads of attention for our girly bits, daddy wipes them and puts cream on to make it feel better at times...

Agree Chewie I mean if people wave their arms and make silly noises you have to say hello. It is like when people walk past and blow kisses to me I always say hello back. They don't always like it and then tell me off. Daddy just says "don't blow kisses if you don't want to say hello to her'. I mean a kiss for a kiss right...well a kiss for a lick in my case...

Honey

 

[VanillaBean]

We went to bum lady last night. She proded and moved my legs around cause parrantly I am not that perfect in that department. Well I think I am cause I can jump over anything and I play like a bunny...well good thing is my hoomans don't need to do anything different so far...more play for me..
then she stuck something in me on back of neck but I did not notice cause I was eating treats out of daddys hand...it is making me feel better cause I am a bit itchy...

Honey

 

[VanillaBean]

I came along for moral support and to get a cuddle from lady vet. I love her and she loves me.

Vanilla

 

[Candy]

I had a luvlee time up on the More today. I saw Auntee Feeowner and all her dogs! I wos so happy to see them that I did zoomies all froo the hevva. Mother told Auntee Feeowner awl about the big bad boy dog yesterday an Auntee Feeowner gave me speshul cuddles an extra treets. Then I played an playedanplayed wiv my frends Bobby an Darcey an Annie an we made fiercefierce growlin noises but reely we wos awl gentul. Then wen we got home my Dogfoodman came wiv a bigbigbag of kibble awl for me an I took him my bloo Dinosaw an he stroked me an sed I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Got poo! Dad did wark me last niyte insted of skool. Straiynj but gud. I missd poo the daiye befor cuz mum did maike me spit it owte, but yisterdaiye I woz too kwik an I snaffl yummmmmmmi dog poo. But then dad wud not let me kis him, nor taiyke the bol from me cuz he sed I woz DURTEE! Me! Luvlee me.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[kateincornwall]

I wus a gud boy , I tryed and tryed not to be eggsitid but it dint wurk but I wus gud I fink . Sun gerls came for tee an played wiv me an Nelly , then we got put beehin the gate cos they wus all eetin and we wasnt aloud to be rownd the food , how meeen that is , now I is tired , Roobin x

 

[edzbird]

I did school with my mum last night. Very unusual. AND Ms Sparkle did not come. Nor did dad. But I forgot they weren't there when we were doing things. I think I was top of the class cuz mum did keep telling my how good I was an we had proper fun. No sossij, but I had beefs and pizza and squirty cheese, I never get squirty cheese and it is so good. Want to go again.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging does not like me no more cos I ate man poo. She said go away CAC face, but it was nice though.
Iver poo face

 

[edzbird]

O Iver! manpoo....wow...I aiyte dogpoo an that woz gud...but manpoo....must keep me iys open mor.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Jacqui-S]

Iyam pooped.
That's all.

Lilly xzzz

 

[Loraseal]

Little big hooman played voetbal an I watched and played. I is zo tired now.
Lilly I know hoe je feel
Hunter zzzzz

 

[Lab_adore]

I yam pooped too Lilly an Hunter. Big day...skool and a barf. Zzzz

 

[edzbird]

Woah! We went to the MY field this afternoon and ran and chased and rolled and fighted (gently) and I did jump in the stone trough many times an now mum's car does smell . Really tired now. Even Sparkle-Girl is tired an she's NEVER tired.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

I havnt bin to my playgwoop feeld for ages and ages , probly years now cos Anna has bin on olidays but she is bak now so I will be there on Fryday , to play an play an play xx

 

[MrChew]

Mum Haz been takin me to the park to play wif maggee lately. Apparently we both av a lot of joy da veever, whatever that is. I fink it meens we run around a lot an then sleep.