The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Loraseal]

I ate hooman poo and sikked it back up in the kitchin. Mama sed she also felt like she wonted to be sicked as well.
It waz zo bad that I didna eet up.
I iz in the doghowse....no idea where that iz tho.
Hunter

 

[kateincornwall]

Ges wat frens ? I goin Playgwoop tomorrow an Friday !! Mummy says her sista is coming for her lunsh and so maybe best I hav an exgtra play day , thats fine Mummy cos I aint bin for ages cos Anna bin on olidays an I cant wate to play and anyways , I dont care much for sista , she dont preciate me , Roobin xxx

 

[VanillaBean]

I am sick and feeling sorry for my self...sicked 3 times already and one was massive so daddy said...

Honey

 

[VanillaBean]

Big back is coming out it must be time to go away in the house on wheels again....
that means loads of walks and plays and treats and cuddles and surprises.

Vanilla

 

[Selina27]

Not felin comfee in the tummeee thismornin, parrentlee I may hav etten too menny pares when my persun woz chattin to sumone yestday.

Hmmm .... i need to get outside a bit quk......


cassseeeee Oooo

 

[MrChew]

I hope you feel better cassiee. Tummy trubbles are not good at all.

 

[Lab_adore]

That's no good Cassie Fren. Hope you feelz better soon

I jus did zoomies everywhere cos Dad didn take me on my second walk. Tyred now zzzzz

 

[HAH]

OooooCassseee, hope you poo out all those pares an feel better very very soon. Then you can haff more pares.
Maybe gets your hooman to stroke your tummy, you kin encourage them with squeekin and gentul liks.
*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

Oooo Cassie your poor tum. Hope feel better soon from us boys XXX

 

[Selina27]

Tis allrite now my frens. I bin

I no. Twas thinkin this messelff. But she did have Livasisslahs and I do like them so I stuck by her

Pareentlee I am goin out smornin.

 

[snowbunny]

Sumfings afut. Sumwon stol the stares. Now I carn get up to sleep on MY bed awl day. So I sit an luk at the hole ware the stares use to be an I cry a bit to say pleeeeez bring the stares bak so I kin get to MY bed.

Larss nite Mum did sleep on the bed in the uvverroom downstares ware we normally carn go. But she sed issokayyoucancomein an so we had gud snuggles awl nite. Dad sed noroomformethen an wen up the ladder into the big hole in the seelin to MY bed. He sed it was fab an he was starfishhin awl nite. Fisshing for stars? Hmm, wunder if he cort any.

They forgot to shut the door to the uvverroom downstares thiss morning so I guess now thats MY bed were I will sleep awl day. Not the saym without Mum there tho.

Willow

 

[edzbird]

haha Willow..my dad did starfishin too..an I got the middul an Coco got the end an mum ad too fit on the ej. She grumpee nowe.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[VanillaBean]

I been sick too. parranlty it smelled really bad and I am feeling sorry for my self. we are getting plenty of cuddles though by daddy.
Heard hoomans talking that if we are no better then we may not go away....but but it is all packed and we are ready to go....

Cassie hope you are feeling better

Vanilla

 

[Selina27]

Cassie hope you are feeling better

Yes I is all gud now fank yoo.

OOOooh I hope you perk up and can goo on hollydais .

 

[Granca]

I been sick too. parranlty it smelled really bad and I am feeling sorry for my self. we are getting plenty of cuddles though by daddy.
Heard hoomans talking that if we are no better then we may not go away....but but it is all packed and we are ready to go....

Cassie hope you are feeling better

Vanilla

Hope you can go. Don’t go eating anything you shouldn’t when you’re away, cos you need to be well on your holiday.

Wispa

 

[kateincornwall]

I nakerd , I bin runnin and doin gility an playin football and goin for a wark and am jus abowt to hav a little nap befour me tee , I gived Mummy a big kissy for lettin me go , fink I mite sleep a lot , Roobin x
Nilla pal , tri hard not to pinch anyfink to eet now , then yu can go on olidays xxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I got a furry ball in do you like it? Bet you wish you and one. It's called thumper

 

[Candy]

I fink I wood like a furry ball called thumper tooooo!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

It's made out of weel bunny it's so citin.

 

[Candy]

Weel weel bunny? Weely weely? .....WOW!
GGJ xxxxxxx