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Frens

Frens

The most awesomest day. A BOX arrived and it was full of noo things. They smelled deelishush. I had a big smelly slimy thing - Mum sed 'sahdeen' but it was like no other sahdeen I eva had. I wassn sure what to do wif it. So I sniffed it and biffed it and licked it...mmmm....Mum and Dad sed 'eat it Maxx' so because I am a good boi I ohblijed. It was YUM

Then I had a noo type of bone. I yoost to get big ones but they made my tummy sore. This was a little one but oh so crumchy and good. Dad sed lamrib. Dunno, but lamrib was ace.

Twas a good day in Maxx's world. Just a bit too hot so I stayed inside mosly
 

Candy

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There wos a Veryvery danjerus stingyfingy in me downstairs bed. Mother sed it wos a wops an it wos Veryvery sleepy (I spect that's why it wos in me bed) Ennyway I wos NOT goin in me downstairs bed, fankyoo Veryvery much, no Mother, NO. Mother sed she had took it Allaway an now it wos Allsafe. I wos Notatallshore. I wos not goin in me downstairs bed still, fankyoo verymuch. Then there wos sum TREETS in me downstairs bed and now I have been Veryvery brave and Justaboutmanijedit. Only to eet the treets thow. Not stayininthere! Sdanjerus! Sleepin by the curtens insted!:saddog:
 
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