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Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
GGJ @Candy I weely AM staavin.

Has to go to vetnhairy laydee wid me eye (mum sed HOW MUTCH!! to the caar)

Enyhoo, got wayd
Waz ownlee twenteeFREE keylowz. Me fytin wayt iz twenteeFYV!
Bin gettin extra 😊

Lilly x
Lilly, if eva yoo get tooooo much extra an carnt cope, just send it to me.
I will help becos I am yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Pee Ess, Mother is mutterin sumfing abowt 21.5 keeloes perfik, 22 keeloes Maxx.
Dus that mayk enny sens?
I sumhow dowt it.
GGJ xxxxxxx :saddog:
GGJ fren I'm not 22 keelos. I yam FortySevenPointOne keelos. I yam big boned an need more food but no amount of pleeding eyes makes it happen

Mum an Dad are crook so I yam being a good boy and takin' good care of them
 
Oh dear oh dear oh dear I'm so norty and I'm so bothered. I nicked a kiddies ball and ran way with it. I stood in the deep River and said no I'm not coming out. Oh no I'm staying here. Ging was pretending not to giggle at me a little girl told me that I was norty. Yes I am little girl I am the heart of Labrador darkness. Any way it was cold and so I soon came out and swapped the ball for some nice food. Ging gave it back to the nice little girl and we went home. Standing in a river with a ball is sexy and dramatic but a bit boring after a few minutes. Plus it was cold so snuggling on the sofa seemed a better idea.
Iver first time footbal fiend
Also Tory was going nuts because he wanted it he he he
 
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