The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

Wot hav oo dun Iver?

Bumped it nice lady Cas

 

[Parodius]

Hey everyone, Neo here, mummy said I could come make some frens if I am the goodest boy and watch my manures wotever they are. She says I have lot to learn but I knows everythin. Sorry to hear bout hurty eyes and bad bottoms, my mummy is on squirty watch too as today I tried cat poo for the first time and it was the BEST! Will be tryin that again, tho no one wanted my kisses after, weird. Anyways, just wonderin if anyone else has to wear their dressie gown after wet walkies, I feel like a div.

Neo (the One)

 

[Lab_adore]

Ooooh hello Neo fren, I love love noo frens, we all do, an you look nice an snuggly in yore dressie gown. I don have wun if those. I'm Maxx wiv two kisses an I live in upsidedown land 'Straya

 

[Selina27]

Hi fren Neo, I am Cassee O and I like cat poo too, I fink yoo are a true fren if you like cat poo.
Yes I have a green dressing gown. I wore it today I dont like it much but I put up wiv now. I can get out of mine, can you?

 

[edzbird]

Ooh Neo, Cat Poo is the best. We have a Special Tree in our garden where Cat Poo is put behind it...soooo yummy. Welcome to you young fella. I have a Dressie Gown and I look a right numpty in it. I hate it but I can wriggle and squirm & get it off

- Coco

 

[Jacqui-S]

Hi Neo, iyam Lilly the weyz wun.
I had to ware mi dwessin gowan today, wuz a bit wainy.
At leezt I was juzt wet, oreo had to hav a feet baff


Lilly xx

 

[jazzmynn]

Hello Neo fren, you are veryvery hansum! I yam Ariel and i yam a bootiful petit yello labbydor. I yam 5. I do not hav a dressy gown but Mom putz my ornge vesty fing on me so she can sees me better when we wok in the woods togever.

 

[VanillaBean]

Hello Neo, we have dwessin gowns too. We have to wear them after everytime we are wet. No pictures as Daddy can't find any (actually we hid them all).
We also live in upside down land, well actually we live in straight up land and all in yookay live in upside down land.

V & H

 

[Parodius]

Whoa, so glad some of you guys have dressie gowns too, I felt kinda stoopid. How do you get them off? I tried super hard but nuffin doin. I like the vesty fing, mummy makes me wear a flashy light sumtimes, it’s sooooo annoyin.
I has to go bed now or I won’t be up in time to sing along with the birdies and I know mummy loves wen I do, I has a luvly voice. Nice to meet everyone, night night and gud mornin in upsidedown land ‘Straya.

ps - feet baffs are no fun, poor fren Oreo.

 

[Candy]

Neo, Neo! I hope I have not woked yoo up! Mother made me woch a film that had NO DOGS in it!
Ennyway it now is Allfinished so I can say Hello! I also hav got dressin gowns, a green won an a red won here an a purple won at Uncle Guy an Auntee Jenny's Housewivnostairs. Parentlee we can't do a pickcha now cos it is Fart Oo Late. Also bedtime.
Night Night Neo, I fink yoo is Veryvery hansum and I am yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Granca]

Hello Neo, I luv yor dressingown. Yoo look soopersmart in it. I wish we had thos too, but mum sez I’d probly be norty and pull Wispa’s off...

 

[Selina27]

French Neo, wot you have to do is run past a bit of furrnittcher an rub yore body hard allongs ide sevrel times. Then wen the belly flap undoes you stand on it and keep going and bingo you are out
But ackshully I fink I quite like it now, it helps me get warm

 

[Loraseal]

Neo I also ave a dress-in-groan. I doe not like it but mama sayz if I play in mud and/or gets wet I have to ave it on.
Papa forgets and then lets me paw-belly-mud-paint on de sofa which for sum reazon upsets mama. I try to get mine off but it has speshul magik. If I wear it, I cannot move and I stand still! Or I have to lie down.
PS - Mine is green

 

[kateincornwall]

I dont av a dresie down , so I fink I am deeprivd , but wen I go to bed at nite time , Mummy cuvers me up wiv her dresie down, cos she loved me I fink x I have got fren Carbon comin tomorow , got to be sleepy bies now so I can play and play , Roobin xx

 

[MrChew]

I do not av a dressygown eever Toobin becos mummy sez I'm too preshus to get wet or dirty. Hmph.

 

[edzbird]

Iyv got a dressygowne an I haiyte it. Werse - its Coco's owld won, not eevun speshlee bort for me! If we haff to wer them, we do bowthe do ruff plaiye and manij to mowstlee get them off. Mum sez we maike a "Dredful Mess".

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

I was feeling a bit bonktastic this morning I have annoyed Rawi with my sexual excess and bit ging on the bum. I had a great time and a very citin walk lots of the tree have fall down. I jumped on them and in the river and an very tired. And a big black bird called a crow pooped on Rawi. He he he
Iver sex god

 

[kateincornwall]

I am nackered this mornin , Carbon came to stay an it was grate fun an Mummy sed Oh yu mucky boys but she was laffing an sed that it dint mater that we maid a rite ol mess . I did sleep like a log last nite and today I am resting quitly , for a little wile anyways while I bild me energie up agin , Roobin xx

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh boy! Jus found owt I'm going to kennels - in like 10 minnits! Mum an Dad are going to festy vel wif lots of music bands from when they were puppies. I cant go 'parently, but that's ok cos at kennels I get to play and play wif lotsa other doggoes and get lotsa cuddles from the starf

My report card always sez Maxx is enthuziastic an Mum noes what that meenz reely

 

[Selina27]

From when they were puppies