S'ok I rolled in fox poo last week and I had to be washed three times and my harness twice, I stunk and stunk and stunk. Also I ate some before the rolling. And I runned away from the house last week to go and eat cat poo down the road. Eat and roll, eat and roll.
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
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You is quality matey
Laters Iver
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Frens I gotta noo bed! Achooly I got two noo beds only my noo outside one on the porch isn noo but its mum's matress off the sun lounger. But very comfy
But so exciting to find a big boks at the front door this mornin'! I didn heer the delivery man so I didn get to bark at him. So noo beds are becos I couldn't use my old trampoleeeen ones cos evil munties got under 'em and made them move sumtimes when I got on or off so nooooo cant use them Mum and Dad
But so exciting to find a big boks at the front door this mornin'! I didn heer the delivery man so I didn get to bark at him. So noo beds are becos I couldn't use my old trampoleeeen ones cos evil munties got under 'em and made them move sumtimes when I got on or off so nooooo cant use them Mum and Dad
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Ooooh! Maxx wiv too kisses! I doenlike the sound of evil Muntees under the bed, nonono! Not wonlittlebit!
Pee Ess yor noo bed looks Veryvery cumfy indeed. I fink I wood like to snuggle there wiv yoo!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess yor noo bed looks Veryvery cumfy indeed. I fink I wood like to snuggle there wiv yoo!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Awww fanks Fren GGJ, I wood like to snuggle wiv you but theres not much room cos I'm FortySevenPointOne
Mum sed she can take the snuggly bit off to give it a barf. Hands off my noo bed Mum!
Mum sed she can take the snuggly bit off to give it a barf. Hands off my noo bed Mum!
I'm norty an ran off and ate bad things. I now have super slobber and a hurty tummy. Ging is not being very sympathetic. Parently I'm my own worst enemy.
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
Ooooh but you is hansom Rawry 
Yes I try very hard, this is my but ging please rub my belly please look.Ooooh but you is hansom Rawry
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
Oh I see. Well, I don't really like belly rubs so I don't have that sort of face.
I do have I need to go out nooowwh and have you finished that apple/carrot/sausage/cheese Sam which faces though oh yes
I do have I need to go out nooowwh and have you finished that apple/carrot/sausage/cheese Sam which faces though oh yes
- Location
- Isle of Man
Can Munties get under beds? Do I need to worry? Even under BedsWithNoLegs like ours? What about the Person Bed - will Munties be under there ever? Feeling uneasy...
- Coco
- Location
- Isle of Man
wot did ya eet Rorrri? I get showetd at for eetin ennything me. Orlways maiykes sik or shiynee wet poo. Or bowthe.
I wud eet the Muntees Maxx...rip em too bits.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
I wud eet the Muntees Maxx...rip em too bits.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
It has yet to be identified but ging is sure she'll be able to see it in the near future. We were in the bushes at 5.30 this morning. Ging says I'm no longer the favoured dog of the household
Yes they can but I'm sure Meg(an) will deal with any munti infestation.
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Hmmm..... I am kwite small and dainty but lookin at yoo on yor noo bed Maxx I can see that there mite be Notmuchroom for me.
Pleez ask for a bigger bed nextime. Then we can snuggle
Yor snuggley frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
My outside bed is much bigger GGJ so please finda red postie box and come and see me. We can snuggle an I will share my foods wif you too
Mum and Dad went OWT without me las night. I had to be a brave Maxx. I had a chickkin kong, a dentastick in my kong bone, my bigun bone full of carruts and treats to sniff out in the garden. It wasn too bad
Mum and Dad went OWT without me las night. I had to be a brave Maxx. I had a chickkin kong, a dentastick in my kong bone, my bigun bone full of carruts and treats to sniff out in the garden. It wasn too bad
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Maxx, Maxx, Maxx!!! (wiv too kisses) There is a redpostiebox rite outside my howse! I can see it from my Upststareswindow! If I just Jumpjumpjump inside it will it bring me to Yoo an yor big Owtside bed for Snuggles?
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess I fink the hole mite be a bit small thow, even thow I am a dainty ( and Veryvery pretty) girl.
Oh no me eye?
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
Wot hav oo dun Iver?
- Location
- Isle of Man
We've got the squits. One if us, & I refuse to say who, did squits and bits in the hall while The 2-leggies were out. Meg(an) Sparkle got the blame...then I did a liquidy-poo in the garden, so the blame shifted to me...then Ms Sparkle did a big poooo-l of poo in the garden. Then I did a bubbly-poo also in the garden. The 2-leggies are mightily confused now. We are definitely NOT sayin' who poo'd in the house. We got Special Granules "for our bowels" (bowels - tee hee).
- Coco
- Coco
Lots of doggies AVE got the liquid squirts round ere. We got it an Ging took pictures to show Jane bum lady, ging is weird. Hope you've not got the squirty lergi you far away islanders.
Laters the Ivers