The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

Save me!

 

[Jacqui-S]

Oh no, good luck Rory

 

[Granca]

I can't imagine where you are...!

 

[SteffiS]

We have had a reeellly super week (apart from Munday when I wos ), wiv walks in gud places to keep us cool and helpin Mum in the house cos Dad is in Omans and can’t do helpin ( Mum said you are doin hindrin Toffee not helpin - Ripple).

But today everyfin is rong. We had short short walks smornin, then lunchy times we went to meet Tom and sat in the cafes meetin new peoples. Then we had our walks at the WRONG TIME. Then we comed home and Mum said after such a busy week she wos goin to lay down on the settee - Mum never ever ever lays down on the settee, I fink she must have got broken cos I’ve had to spend all afternoon wakin her up as she kept goin to sleeps. Now she said we’ve had our walk and not going out again . Well I don’t know how I’m spposed to know when it’s dinner times if I don’t have my afternoon walk .

Toffee - the very confused one.

 

[Selina27]

Oh Toffey they do this sort of fing. They call it Learnin 2 B reszillyent, not to spect things to happen just because they always do. It is tough, I shud no cos it happens to me all the time.
Itz good for us parrently.
Don't you worry Toffey it will be alright. Cos we are so speshul and they love us

Cassie (the not quite so wild one anymore)

 

[edzbird]

Rory! Hilarious!

- Coco

 

[Sophiedoodle]

We wents swimmin dis afernoon
Lillee and Gorgiee got way more cheez than me
Shhh don tell them, I has sum leftova burfday cake for meeself

Oreo

 

[SteffiS]

Guess wot Cassie, guess wot! Ripple said if you keep starin and starin somefin will happen.
So I did starin and Mum said 'for dog sake Toffee' and then we wented to the rec and Mum took my safestix and I did runnin and runnin, then we walked round the village and we have comed home and it is all normals now .

Toffee - the not norty and not confused anymore one

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy have bin and bowt a bag of soyal . Me and Nelly wached her puttin it in OUR howels , she fild them rite up and then she put sum seed on top and wet it . Then she got sum metel fings of owr old barbiquew , and she put the metel fings ova the top of the fild up howels and now she has gon in side , humm , wat shal I do ?I cud be a good boy and leeve them , but that wud not be fun , Roobin xxx

 

[Selina27]

Ripple said if you keep starin and starin somefin will happen.

Well, Ripple is write. I do the starin when I KNOW she hasn't putt enuf in my bowl. Really reel starin.
Then I do get an extra tee. Cos I am sooooo very thinn

did you like The Rec? I'f nevver bin to a wreck? Wotz it like?

 

[SteffiS]

did you like The Rec? I'f nevver bin to a wreck? Wotz it like?

I donn know why it’s called a rec, cos it’s not recced at all . It’s a big field with playey things for little hoomans.

We go in the mornins uselly, but me and Ripple have to do trainin Mum to get her to give us treets, but today I jus did runnin, I like runnin best apart from diggin in the sand, that is reeellly best but we have to go to the beech for diggin.

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[Selina27]

the not norty one.

Oh Toffey you does remind me of me xxxx

Ps I might come to Scot Land 1 day xxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

I waz a bit up set erlyer - Oreo AND Georgee were in MY swimmin pooel with MY anti Pawleen.
The cheek of it! Hurrumpf!
I barked at them to tell them off!
(I did get most cheeze tho. Tee hee)

Lilly x

 

[Selina27]

Sorri Lil that you woz up set. (I dont really no what up set is, cos i hav charmed life )

but if tis not nice then I'm soz .

Still chez is GOOOd

 

[Mrs UB]

I, I, I've not been on here b4 (my hoomans don't usually let me), but my duck sploded. It happens to all my stuffies, don't know why? I reckon it's that peskie squeaky thing inside all of them escaping like an alien.
Harv.

 

[Lab_adore]

We having barbeque an there's sossige an chickin and okto-puss. I didn know hoomans ate cats? What if they decide to start eatin' dogs?

 

[Rosie]

I reckon it's that peskie squeaky thing inside all of them escaping like an alien

Harv, I reckon that's right, you is LIBERRAYTIN the alien. That is a good thing to do.
Pongo

 

[Jacqui-S]

Harv, my stuffiez only 'splode when I av viziters........
But yup, the sqeek iz the seekret.

Lilly x

 

[Boogie]

I, I, I've not been on here b4 (my hoomans don't usually let me), but my duck sploded. It happens to all my stuffies, don't know why? I reckon it's that peskie squeaky thing inside all of them escaping like an alien.
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Sploding duck - ooooh no! The hooman will do sergiry - duck will be fine again.
.
Tatze x

 

[Mrs UB]

Duckie sploded some more in the gardin now.