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Hey frens, I went to skool today but we did different stuff. We still did some borin' walk walk, sit sit, stand stand blah blah but then ....oh boy....we did 'gility! Jus like some of you my frens have talked about. Dad had this 'noying click thing but it was good cos every time he clicked it I got a treet.

I jumped over stuff and jumped up on stuff and then.....oh....there waz a tunnl. It was very scary but Dad was at the other end so I was brave Maxx an ran right through it an got loads of treets!
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Got all egsited today cos Mother wos gettin the bag wiv the little house that she puts up in a feeld out an all the uvver stuff that goes wiv it. I ran round sniffin an waggin an helpin to check everyfing like a GoodGirl but Mother sed Nono Joy not yet we have to wait till Fursday! Fursday? Wen is that? Probly aaages away. Then she sed on Fursday we are goin to Wayulz! Wayulz is where Pongo and the Pig live! I fink if I saw Pongo in Wayulz he wood say Welcome To Wayulz GoodGirlJoy coz that is wot Pongo ses to dogs who go to Wayulz an he sed it to the Pig! Well, he sed Welcome to Wayulz, he didn't call the Pig GoodGirlJoy coz there is only one an that is ME! GGJ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:tail::dug::happyfeet::sun:
 
Got all egsited today cos Mother wos gettin the bag wiv the little house that she puts up in a feeld out an all the uvver stuff that goes wiv it. I ran round sniffin an waggin an helpin to check everyfing like a GoodGirl but Mother sed Nono Joy not yet we have to wait till Fursday! Fursday? Wen is that? Probly aaages away. Then she sed on Fursday we are goin to Wayulz! Wayulz is where Pongo and the Pig live! I fink if I saw Pongo in Wayulz he wood say Welcome To Wayulz GoodGirlJoy coz that is wot Pongo ses to dogs who go to Wayulz an he sed it to the Pig! Well, he sed Welcome to Wayulz, he didn't call the Pig GoodGirlJoy coz there is only one an that is ME! GGJ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:tail::dug::happyfeet::sun:
Oh GGJ, come and see me in Wayulz pleeeeeeeeease! Pongo Pongo xxx
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Pongo, Cap'n Pugwash Soopersloof Pongo! I wood love to come and see you in Wayulz! But Mother (heavy sigh) ses nono Joy it mite not be so eezy. She sez we need to noe where yoo lives in Wayulz. She ses we will be in or near Mold. She finks that mite be a little way away from yoo. Yoo are my frend and I am yor frend GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess I fink I mite luv yoo if yoo are gentul like me.xxxxxxx
 
we will be in or near Mold
Oh no GGJ, mum says Mold is ages and ages and ages away. She says it is nearly as far away as upside-down doggies. That is not good becos I would love you lots and lots and lots and I would look after you because I am big brave Pongo and we would runrunrun and sniffsniffsniff and I could show you all my stinky places and you could share my cheeeese. But I live in sowffWayulz and Mold is in norffWayulz and that is ages and ages away. Maybe next time you could come to sowffWayulz?
 
Is sowfwayulz as far away as Straya? We live in Straya and it's a long way from everywhere. My Nanna iz from norfwayulz though. Is that closer to Straya?

Nanna came to visit me and the bald puppee today. I wuz a good Boi and didn't even jump on her. I did a jump on my noo fren mimi though. She sed she doesn't mind kisses but only if I don't jump. But I like jumping...
 
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