The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Sophiedoodle]

Fink Oreoeo speaks oztraylyun

I had oztraylyun ansesstors but I am fully Skotish bown an bread

Oreo

 

[Jacqui-S]

Pfft!

 

[edzbird]

My black&white Sparkle-Sister is from somehwere called Hemel Hempstead. I don't know anything about it except it is over the water. I am a Manx Dog, but I DO have a tail. Havin' a snooze now. Zzzzzz

- Coco

 

[snowbunny]

Mum did get us a noo boll. She sed iss a basskitboll. Iss the biggest goshdarn boll I ever did get to play wiv.

It was brillyunt fun.

Then it did land in my mouff and did popped on my toof.

Oops.

Shadow

 

[Lab_adore]

I speek 'oztraylyun I fink. My fur-mum is from Norf Coast. Is that near Norfwayulz? My fur-dad was born in Noo zeeland which is where @Xena Dog Princess lives I fink. His name is Ace so that's why I'm an ace doggie. Heh heh I mades a joke

 

[SwampDonkey]

Dear cuz Fergus appi burpday love Rory

 

[Candy]

Here is me in our house in a feeld in Wayulz
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[chrisc831]

Dear cuz Fergus appi burpday love Rory

Fanks cuz, bin a bit unventful no presents yet, not even a noo colla wich as yew no, is a minimum I’d say. There’s tork of moovin owse, and thems is gettin reddy for firteen hoomans to come and look on satday, sos there bin lots of cleenin n tidying an stuff. Don’t much care for cleenin apart from gettin the bits of me frozen Kong out the rug wiv my speshul impiment.....ha ha that’s me tung. Ooh I say just seen GGJ.....yur lookin gorgus pretty one. X

 

[Rosie]

Welcome to Wayulz, Goodgirljoy! You are beautiful.

 

[Candy]

Fanks Pongo. Yoo are hansum!
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Happy birfday Fergus!

That looks like a fun place to be GGJ

 

[Candy]

Happy burfday Fergus hope yoo get good presents sooooon. I fink yoo are hansum too. I am very sleepy now and it is just me and Mother very cosy in our house in a feeld and I am in my bed cos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[MrChew]

Happy birpday Fergus!

My mum left a dental chew on the kithchin bench and I stoleded it. Teehee. Was delishus.

 

[Jacqui-S]

Happee burfday Fergus.
Lilly x

 

[edzbird]

Happy bird day Fergus..I never got presents either...I just got an "Oh Coco, I forgot your bird day LAST WEEK".

- Coco

 

[Rosie]

Happy birdy Fergus mate, hope you got some presents in the end.
@Candy Goodgirljoy, I like your houseinnafeeld, I asked mum if we could do houseinnafeeld but she said no because lookwhathappenedlasttimepongo. I don't know what she means.

 

[snowbunny]

Pongo, yous so hansum!

Squidge

 

[Rosie]

Pongo, yous so hansum!

Squidge

Thank you lovely Squidge <blush>. I was only a young lad then, I hadn't even had a single burfday. Everyone said I was a big boy but mum says I was still her tinylittlelabradorpuppy.

 

[Candy]

I had CAKE! Neverever had it befor! A nice lady put her plate down on the grass wiv cake on it and I snaffled it quickquickquick! Mother said Oh no Joy! Then she told the Lady she was sorry doeno why, foodonfloor is for dogs isn't it? The nice lady said it was her folt and said I was bootifool and gave me a crisp. I spect that is becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I helped ging all day. We got all the toys collars leads and stuff out. Ging put it in piles and I ran about with toys then ging put it all away again? All the little puppy toys went in the washy slooshy thing even tiny bunny. Ging is a weirdo. I'm very tired now and need a nap