The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[kateincornwall]

Oreo , me and Nelly is comin to play wiv you and Lilly in 2 sleeps , I dont care if your fur is orange , we will hav sum fun on the beach . Mummy is makin pasties tomrow , I lyke it wen she makes them cos suntimes she drops a bit of meeeet on the flore for me and Nelly ,Roobin x

 

[kateincornwall]

I Neva Eva havhad a fox. This is rong. I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

GGJ , I am sad, you is deprived , Roobin xxxx

 

[Candy]

We has finaly awrived in CornedBeefWall, but i is dizapointed coz therez no beef to eet!!
Had lots of play wif lots of nu frens this mornin. I got WEALLY muddy then they mad me go into woter to rinze off, but now my cote is owangy collor, oh deer.
Lillee ses that i can speek to Cassi an Harlee an Bensin an Bwamble on heer?? Iz this truu?

Oreo x

Oreo, it's luvleeee! Yoo can speek to lotsanlots of dogs on heer as long as yoo can rite on the tappy ring. Yoo can speek to me. I am yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Oh Roobin, I hav a sneeky suspission I am goin to get a bwush soon to get the owange out. I can’t wait too meet yu and Nelly! I like beeches. We r about same age too so we play lots!!

Oreo x

 

[edzbird]

I have been "Mann Trailing" & I can tell you I am absolutely exhausted! I did found lots of (wo)mans but no mans. Lots of food. A bonus was when I was shut in the box on wheels I did find where mum had stashed some really fishy food an I did rip it out an eat it. She did not smile at this and put it in another place in the box on wheels where I couldn't get to. When I do "Mann Trailing" I am aloud to pull like MAD on my new, big long lead. Such fun. I like people an I get to jump on them an they don't mind, only mum says "OFFF COCO".

It has been a funny day, cuz Ms Sparkle didn't come on our morning walk and neither did she come to the "Mann Trailing". I wonder what she did all day?

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

funni ole daiye cuz Coco n mum did went owt with owt me this mornin and then he caiyme howm an he did smell of the feeld wer we play bol an stuf an then he went owt agen for AIYJES an I went owt with dad an we ad a niyce wark an we did plaiye ruff gaiymes ol daiye until I did go sleeps then we plaiyed relly lowd myoozic an mor ruff gaiymes then Coco caiyme hown smellin relly FUNNI! He smelt of peepl YUKKKK! An fischh YUMM!! An nowe he wownt plaiye with me cuz hes sleeped.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Candy]

GGJ , I am sad, you is deprived , Roobin xxxx

Also I hav neverever had a Nelefant. Hav yoo had a Nelefant? I wood look after a Nelefant and not choo it much. After all I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[MrChew]

I ated something called a "facewasha" and spewed it up on the noo carpet upstairs. It's not my folt. It was covered in stuff the bald puppee spat up. Mum made daddy cleen the floor.

 

[Lab_adore]

Look what I finded on my walk this morning. Dad sed it's a crickit bawl. My mishun today is to kill it

 

[Selina27]

Ooooh Maxxxx I did hav a cwiket borl, my hooman bruvva did find it for me . It was fun I did play wiv it makes a noyse when yoo throw it, I did chew all the red letha off and chewed the kork inside!!

Oreo yes we can talk here @Sophiedoodle . Yoo will luv KornBeef Wall, I did wivvout the Beef.

Luv Cassie.

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I is cuwwently snuggld in bed wif mummee. I is still tiyad from yesday mornin

Oreo x

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy sed its goin to rain tooday Oreo , so yu mite as wel stay in that cosie bed cos tomorow the sun will come owt and me an Nelly are comin , so yu need your sleepbye , Roobin xx

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I luked at the wettha but it ses it’s only goin to be clowdy today but no rain. I is happy either way, I luv rain. We ar goin to beechy today
Oreo x

 

[Selina27]

I is still tiyad from yesday mornin

I am a bit too Orieoh. But parrently I hav more adventurs today, I am gowin to see Molls in DevOn. My travel bed is in car and nuff sossigds for 3 days

 

[Lab_adore]

Mishun akomplished
Cassie, dad tooked it off me when I got to the kork

 

[SteffiS]

Also I hav neverever had a Nelefant. Hav yoo had a Nelefant? I wood look after a Nelefant and not choo it much. After all I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

I ave got a Nelefant GGJ, he is colled Eddie and Mum said I is not loud to chew his trunk. Mum sings a silly Nelefant song wen we play wiv him . I wood share my Nelefant wiv you GGJ if you comed to play cos I am

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[edzbird]

Maxx I liyke that bol I wud kill it too. Go Maxx!

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Candy]

Me boll sumhow sploded. Mother's folt.If she had been playin wiv me and me boll in the gardin sted of skwertin fings wiv water I don't fink it wood hav sploded.Carnt be my folt cos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

We iz in a pub GGJ. Yu got ani tipz to get fuud we not haz wer tee yet....

 

[kateincornwall]

NO TEA ???? I fink thats teribal , bark and bark , norty Mummys , Roobin x