The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Frens, I had an odd day. I dunno if I did right or what.
My hoomans went out and I had to lookafterthehouse which is OK because I get a treat. But then I needed to GO. You know what I mean. I reallyreallyreally had to GO. And I went to the door but it was shut and I stared at it but it stayed shut and I looked for my hoomans but they weren't there and the door was shut and I REALLYREALLYREALLY NEEDED TO GO! But I can't go in my house can I? But I couldn't get out! But I can't go in my house!
And the only place I could get to that wasn't my house was UPSTAYRS. Now I know lots of you go UPSTAYRS all the time, and some of you have even been UPSTAYRS here (like you my darling Harley @Naya and cleverclevermagic Carbon-who-makes-food-fall-from-the-sky @Emily_Babbelhund ). But I have nevernevernever been UPSTAYRS.
But I went up and then going up made my tummy move and I did a big pile of poo on the first bit of UPSTAYRS and I felt much better but then I didn't want to walk past it again because it smelledhorrid and so I stayed UPSTAYRS!!!!! And there were soft things that smelled of my hoomans and there was a hard shiny thing with water in it and there were new sniffs! So I stayed there. And then I heard my hoomans come back in and I thought ohdearpongoyouareintherongplace but then they called me so I went past the smellysmellysmelly poo and mum said goodboypoorboypongo and it was OK because no one was angry and I went out the door and did another big pooooooooo.
So now I have seen UPSTAYRS and I don't know if I should go up again or not....
Pongo (confused)
Pongo it dus not matter wot yoo do I will always love yoo becos yoo are Pongo and yoo sed Welcome to Wayulz and I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess Can yoo bring my Mother backsoon pleez? I wood be eversograteful. xxxxxxx:saddog:
 
GoodGirlJoy I have THUNK. And what we need to do is get LAMMIES to help. And we need all our frens in the FoarimPack to do a Think together and get your mum home to you. We are Pack even if we can't sniff each other and Pack help each other so we all need to do a Think together. It is a bit like doing The Stare, but we do it all together and Think at your mum and she will come back to you.
And here are LAMMIES to help.
:thelambiesarecoming:
 
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