The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

I woz a bit norty thisevning. The yung(ish) hooman took me for a walk in the dark and wen we got home mum mum sed “What’s that (norty word) dog got?”

I woz bizzy munching an apple on the hall carpet. Yung(ish) hooman thort I had started walking mor slowly after a bit and I woz cos I woz trying not to drop my apple. He didn’t notiss cos he had a portantwerkcall on his fone.

Gess who had to cleen speshally joosy bits off the carpet... not mum!
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
It werked! Fank yoo all my frends the veryveryhard finking has werked an now I yam back at home wiv me Mother. I wos veryvery happy to see her an I did a dance. My bed is back in the rite playse an also my bowls. There is a noo fing on the floor wot I hav had to sniff. I hav brort Mother lots of my toys an now we will hav kissesancuddles.Evryfing is happy an rite agen now an it is awl fanks to YOO!
I luv yoo awl,
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Lab_adore

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Yay GGJ, so glad your mum is home. I like it wen my mum comes home too

my mum goes to trains on the stashon. I don like trains cos they take my mum away every day almost. Today I was so happy to see her I forgotted myself an jumped up and put my paws on her shoulders. She squeaked. She very tyred cos I had squirty bum last night and had to keep wakin' her up to run outside. I coudn help it an she wasn't mad, just yawny

I wanna meet ekko too.

Maxx
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
I met Ekko. He is a puppee. He cried and I wos a bit worried cos I did not noe wot to do. Luckeelee my frend Tatze wos there and she is a Nexpert at puppees an she sed 'Take no notice GGJ, let's Play!' So we did an it wos all luvlee. So now Tatze is my very Best Frend wen it comes to puppees and so forth.Tatze is a Nexpert. She knows Wot to Do.xxxxxxx
 
I wen to the vet laydee agen today. S'like I lives there or summat. I was wayed an I have lost a keelo! A hole keelo in juss niyne days!! I am svelt an skinnee an bootiful an I told Mum I dun need a die-yut ennymoar but she sed, "No Squidge yer still a fatty bum bum" so I still have to be on die-yut. I dun like it.

Squidge
 
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