The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

Rowi says you will wike it Maxx. It's special
Iver XXX

 

[Jen]

I gots the bald puppees Hedgley the Hedgehog.

I’m in the baddest of the bad books.

Stanley

 

[MrChew]

I gots the bald puppees Hedgley the Hedgehog.

I’m in the baddest of the bad books.

Stanley

I gotted in the bad books when I stole Stella the unicorn.

And today when I put my pawz on the kitchen bench to look at the chikin.

And Maxx, wateverz going on, it will be okay. I knows it.

 

[kateincornwall]

Yestaday I went to Playgroop,it as grate fun . We did hav a masif play , then we all went bak in the van fing and Anna tuk us for a walk , then we caim bak and had a rest in her fing she calls a shalai and then we had anover big play . Then we was all cuverd in mud so we had to go in the bath fing , and then we got washd and dryed and then I came home to Mummy . I fink thay missd me a lot , an I had a grate big sleep and me diner , Roobin ( the revitalised )

 

[Granca]

I gots the bald puppees Hedgley the Hedgehog.

I’m in the baddest of the bad books.

Stanley

Bet yoo didn’t steel it. I spect the bald puppee gave it to yoo.

Tuppy

 

[SwampDonkey]

We ad fishy t I Neva and that before. I feel weri fat it's nice I need snoozy

 

[Lab_adore]

It's ace here, I am having sleepovers with noo frens and all day we played and played in the big yard. Now we all cuddled up in the big room having snoozes

Dunno where Mum and Dad are but I'm shore they will be back soon. I fink they are going to yookay to meet some of you!

I'm glad yore my fren GGJ an yeah it was a long time in the big car Wispa but I snoozed most of the way

 

[Natalie]

Maxx I don't get to post here much cos mum is selfish with the tappy thing but i think I'm going to meet your mum and dad soon!
I don't know what yookay is but maybe that's just what i call home. Your sleepover place sounds amazing, hope you have loads of fun there and make lots of frens.

 

[Natalie]

An Maxx, if you want me to do anything that would make your mum and dad feel at home, I can do: jumping up, mugging for treats, woofing in cafes, pulling on leads, or a bespoke antipodean package of whatever you suggest

 

[SwampDonkey]

I fink the antipy whatsit package would ave to included thong chewing.
Rory

 

[Natalie]

Rory I steal mum's undywotsits, does that count? Monts x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yes it does XXX

 

[Natalie]

Well Rory, I'm not sure how I'll manage that in a country park just outside Heathrow airport, but I do like a challenge. I'll report back mate.

 

[Atemas]

Ooh Maxx it’s good getting to play with nu frens and having sleepofvers

Mumsie has been verry sad and verry busy for a while now since Sky didn’t come back. We miss her lots but mumsie says she is with us in spirit - whatever that means. I do get to have extra treats that Sky wood of had, so that’s nice . I has been givin mumsie lots of cuddles and kisses and made her laff. Lots of the family have been coming round more often and I gets so excited as I just luv them all

Red

 

[Lab_adore]

Hey ho Monty, nice to see you! Pleeze give mum and dad lotsa licks and they speshally like doggie drool on their shooze

 

[Natalie]

Maxx, Maxx, I can do drool without even thinking about it, yay!

 

[SwampDonkey]

You are s dog of many talents Monty

 

[edzbird]

Smelled beef. Had beef. Love beef.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

Smelt beef. Had tayto n sossij. Wers the beef? Not appi.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[snowbunny]

We has had speshul gooey cheeze on fresh bred. Was warm an taystee. Mum did sayve us four bits but Dad din save us nuffin. Mum sez it’s coz she luvs us moar. But Dad wiz sad he forgotted so Mum let him give us wot she saved. But we nose it wuz frum her reely.