The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

Oh Meg(an) Sparkle - she's a bit dim. We just watched mum wrap up our presents after she'd stuffed treats into them. She even nicked one of them off the counter and sneaked off with it...them mum did discover her and she laughed and took it back to wrap up. Can't wait to get them though....Going to have to hatch a SneakyWeasle Plan...

- Coco

 

[MrChew]

I already got my present cos mum couldn't wait. It's a pink leppard print tuggy. I played tug an I won and ran round the house with my trofy.

 

[edzbird]

Oh I LOVE tuggy. I hope I get a Tuggy - I've forgotten what she wrapped up already! Been too busy with bitey-face & everything.

- Coco

 

[SteffiS]

Ther is no Hors Poo wich wud be an amaiyzin Presunt.

I wuld be happy wiv sheep’s poo for mi presunt and Ripple wuld like any poo at all , althu Ripple said a dedded seegull wuld be bestest. But I don fink there are any presunts cos there are nun under the owtside tree .

Toffee - the not norty one (still in luv )

 

[HAH]

I did meet a Della today an she looks like us an rusty but smorler than mee an she’s onlee a year ol an she had a pink nose and she was FAST an kep going jumpy jumpy wiv her frun legs and then ZOOMin an we ranranran thru the mudan puddels an it was ACES. Then I was a bit tired so asked Curly if we cud possibly carry on wiv our walk an she sed yesovcors so we sed goodbyes an I foun gloves an got treets. Della’s bottom did also smel deeelishus an Curly sed ‘um, has she had her firsseeson?’ an Della’s mum sed yes munfsago so Curly looked happy.
*Kipper*

 

[kateincornwall]

I wunder wat a seeson is Kipper ? I had a wunderful tyme today cos it did not rayne so Mummy tuk us for myles and myles and I did have a litel swimmy . Nelly caim wiv us today, wich is nice , Mummy is now tyred , she sed she wudlike a liye in bed tomrow but she cant cos she is cookin lots of nyce fings, I fink I will halp , Roobin x

 

[Jacqui-S]

Oweo stoled Sophee's dinna
Mummee sed she wont eet it now and I mite get it for brekkie

Lilly x

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Oweo stoled Sophee's dinna

Whateva’s Hers is myne.

Oweo x

 

[SwampDonkey]

I got scritchy eyes. Ging put the squishy stuff in them. I showed Iver,. You sit like dis and then let er squish em in. All done see Iver an I get fishy crinchie. I is a clever Rory.

 

[SwampDonkey]

We've got to go to chintzy. It will be so borin. Ging says we can elp er cook dini that would be top. She says we can lick all the food,. Fink she might ave a cob on.
Rory the slightly worried

 

[MrChew]

Sounds concernin Rory. I hav to go to moanavail an wen I go there I get yelled at by a tiny white fluffy fing and a big bald puppy. I don mind but mummy doesn't like wen I get yelled at.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Twill be fine ok matey. Ging will just grizzly bear em, get your mum to grizzly em never appens again. She don't like any one upsettin uz.everyone knows ging do not care about social boundaries and polite.

 

[Jacqui-S]

Yur mum rokz Roary

Lilly x

 

[Candy]

The Crissmuss is here an the tree an awl the presunts but we carnt open them yet! Mother ses I must wait an be
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Granca]

We’ve got a little Crissmuss tree now, but there arnt eny presents unda it yet... I’m a bit worrid.

Tuppy

 

[VanillaBean]

We have no Chrissmus tree, totally worried...

Vanilla

 

[Rosie]

We got a krissmuss tree and there was presents under it and I just had a tinytinytiny little sniffsnufflesniff and mum got all squeaky and now there are not any presents under the tree they are all on the big table in the Other Room.

 

[VanillaBean]

What's a Chrissmuss tree?

Honey

 

[Rosie]

What's a Chrissmuss tree?

Honey

Oh Hunny a krissmuss tree is good, it is a tree! That is inside the house but you MUST NOT NOT NOT NOT MARK IT no no no. And hoomans put boxes and cardboard under it and you are allowed to ripriprip everything up but only one by one and only when your hoomans give them to you. And some of the boxes say PONGO on them and they are for meeeeeeeeeee and they have treets in them and sometimes a squeaky chikkin.

 

[Candy]

Oh Hunny a krissmuss tree is good, it is a tree! That is inside the house but you MUST NOT NOT NOT NOT MARK IT no no no. And hoomans put boxes and cardboard under it and you are allowed to ripriprip everything up but only one by one and only when your hoomans give them to you. And some of the boxes say PONGO on them and they are for meeeeeeeeeee and they have treets in them and sometimes a squeaky chikkin.

Sum of the boxes say JOY too!
I fink that must be me!