He laughed Coco...it is up now so we don't have a part deux. not sure what that means, but he said make sure mummy doe snot touch this until everything is done. So I am going to stand guard and make sure mummy does not touch.
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
Girls why are all the boys talking about Pantaloons? Don't they know?
Atemas
UK Tour Guide
- Location
- North Cambridgeshire
My bottom exploded yesterday morning and then all day I was making horrible smells. Mumsie and Hooman Daddy kept saying ‘Red, poo’. Then last night I needed to go outside for an explosion so I cried and they came running. I had the biggest explosion ever. I am still making smells - it’s horrible.
Red
Red
Why have you got a sploding bottom Red? Did you do the eeting things? Mum keeps rushing Toffee down the gardin and leavin me things to eat 
. Last week she left the bin and yesterday she left the wash disher thing open. Toffee is a real nusance but he does have his uses .
Ripple
. Last week she left the bin and yesterday she left the wash disher thing open. Toffee is a real nusance but he does have his uses .Ripple
- Location
- Isle of Man
Woah! Ripple! That's amazin'
- Coco
- Coco
Atemas
UK Tour Guide
- Location
- North Cambridgeshire
I don’t know Ripple - I must of eaten somethink my tummy doesn’t like. Your mum is so kind to leave things for you to eat whilst she is busy with Toffee ?.
Red
Red
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
*PIGLETINA!!* @Lara_Pigletina
When is yur new human mini pig arriving?
Must be soon. Ripple has loads of tips fur yew I'm shure.
Lilly x
When is yur new human mini pig arriving?
Must be soon. Ripple has loads of tips fur yew I'm shure.
Lilly x
‘Parently that bald pig-puppy is pretty much baked now and ready to come out although she will hopefully wait another two weeks. She lives in pig-mummy’s bump at the moment. I like pressing my face into the puppee-bump whilst pig-mummy strokes my ears except that puppee kicked me in the snout last time I did that
pig-daddy played some screechy puppee-noises on his phone to me the other day, it made my head go sideways and one of my ears go inside out at first but then it was boring and I went outside to eat cherry tomatoes.
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
- Location
- South Manchester England
Good plan lovely pigletina, when in doubt eat 
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
I went to the supermarket this morning , and sat outside on a bench with Daddy wile Mummy did shopping . Lots of peepal stroked me and asked Daddy what I was ! For hevens sake , cant they see I`m a dog ?? Then we went to the woods , Daddy took me to the café and the laidies gave me a sosij , I love the laidies , Nelly x
Coco if grey wasn't cool before it is now. You set the trend, just so cool.
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
We went out in the fields today and it was raining and I liked it so I ran ran ran but then I got lost a bit but I was found so I didn't run anymore and Amber was there. Sleep now.
Alex.
Alex.
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
Mummy first took me to that place (again) where everybody wears white jackets and they weigh me and then use strange gadgets on me! Sometimes they even shave off some of my coat!! How rude!! I don't know what happened but Mummy was really happy and the white coat man just gave me lots of rubs and tickles! Afterwards I was even allowed a walk without my lead in my favourite wood! I even had a nice fish treat! Maybe Mummy is so happy that she won't notice that I played with her favourite sandal...........very enthusiastically......
) where everybody wears white jackets and they weigh me and then use strange gadgets on me! Sometimes they even shave off some of my coat!! How rude!! I don't know what happened but Mummy was really happy and the white coat man just gave me lots of rubs and tickles! Afterwards I was even allowed a walk without my lead in my favourite wood! I even had a nice fish treat! Maybe Mummy is so happy that she won't notice that I played with her favourite sandal...........very enthusiastically......
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
This morning there was this massif monster on our gardin , it was grey and wite and it was rite by the fish pond , so I chased it and wen it flew off, its flying fins were enormous .Then it came back agin , so Daddy has been to get a funny fing , its a pretend massif fing and they put it by the fish pond . I fink its a herin , Nelly x
Nelly you is the bravist dog in all the werld. I fink herins sound a bit scary, do you not wurry it might flyof wiv you?
When I woz ickle my hoomans protectid me frum buzzards, they said I was smorl enuff for them to flyof wiv me. But now I'm bigger thana buzzard, ha!
*Kipper*
When I woz ickle my hoomans protectid me frum buzzards, they said I was smorl enuff for them to flyof wiv me. But now I'm bigger thana buzzard, ha!
*Kipper*
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
But herrins are supposed to be in the water I fink? Or in a jar wiv viniger n unyuns like the hurdy gurdy people have them.
Din know they cud fly!!
Squidge
Din know they cud fly!!
Squidge
You're just the bravest Nelly.?
Oh squidgy,! I love you too you're so funny and silly.
Oh squidgy,! I love you too you're so funny and silly.